Do Zombies Sheeet Their Pants?

[Mr. EcKo]

This has been bugging me

Do Zombies , Walkers , Biters , the Undead , **** Their Pants?

They are always hungry and will attack and eat anything that moves .

Where does the food go? Does it just rot away inside them? Or do they just **** their pants?


I think they just **** their pants.

 

[crows]

Re: Do Zombies Poop Their Pants?

why is this not a poll? WHY?

 

[King Darkness]

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I'd like to poop in Mr.Ecko's pants.

 

[thenammagazine]

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Ecko's just looking for an excuse to get away with crapping his pants.

 

[crows]

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well, do the bodies of zombies still work? does the stomach and digestive system still works? it is a dead body, I don't really know what works and what doesn't.

so no. Zombie's bodies don't function like living humans. They don't live off eating the flesh of the living, they just have a desire to bite things that are alive. Whatever enters their stomach doesn't get digested, it just sits there.


From the The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead:

"Recent evidence has once and for all discounted the theory that human flesh is the fuel for the undead. A zombie's digestive tract is completely dormant. The complex system that processes food, extracts nutrition, and excretes waste does not factor into a zombie's physiology.
Autopsies conducted on neutralized undead have shown that their 'food' lies in its original, undigested state at all sections of the tract. This partially chewed, slowly rotting matter will continue to accumulate, as the zombie devours more victims, until it is forced through the butt, or literally bursts through the stomach or intestinal lining.
While this more dramatic example of non-digestion is rare, hundreds of eyewitness reports have confirmed undead to have distended bellies. One captured and dissected specimen was found to contain 211 pounds of flesh within its system! Even rarer accounts have confirmed that zombies continue to feed long after their digestive tracts have exploded from within."

Zombies Don't Poop!

 

[Crimsonbob]

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You have to poop your pants at least once in public or it just ain't right.

I reckon Zombies just bottom dribble all the time like an oozing slushy machine.

 

[Niltusk]

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You have to poop your pants at least once in public or it just ain't right.

I reckon Zombies just bottom dribble all the time like an oozing slushy machine.

Guess it depends on which zombie series you're looking at. I think they mentioned earlier this season in the Walking Dead that the zombies "starve" if not not fed, so maybe they have the "slushy machine" ******s.

 

[The Pawn]

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I think that's the least of their problems. lol

 

[Crimsonbob]

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Guess it depends on which zombie series you're looking at. I think they mentioned earlier this season in the Walking Dead that the zombies "starve" if not not fed, so maybe they have the "slushy machine" ******s.

Aye and if it was your infected 24 days later type Zombies they would just poop their pants whenever they like.

 

[ironwez20]

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why is this even a discussion lol wow.

 

[TurdFerguson]

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[crows]

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A zombie's digestive tract is completely dormant. The complex system that processes food, extracts nutrition, and excretes waste does not factor into a zombie's physiology

 

[Crimsonbob]

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I have my sign ready for the Zombie Apocolypse.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

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why is this not a poll? WHY?

Because

I'd like to poop in Mr.Ecko's pants.

Ecko's just looking for an excuse to get away with crapping his pants.

well, do the bodies of zombies still work? does the stomach and digestive system still works? it is a dead body, I don't really know what works and what doesn't.

so no. Zombie's bodies don't function like living humans. They don't live off eating the flesh of the living, they just have a desire to bite things that are alive. Whatever enters their stomach doesn't get digested, it just sits there.


From the The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead:

"Recent evidence has once and for all discounted the theory that human flesh is the fuel for the undead. A zombie's digestive tract is completely dormant. The complex system that processes food, extracts nutrition, and excretes waste does not factor into a zombie's physiology.
Autopsies conducted on neutralized undead have shown that their 'food' lies in its original, undigested state at all sections of the tract. This partially chewed, slowly rotting matter will continue to accumulate, as the zombie devours more victims, until it is forced through the butt, or literally bursts through the stomach or intestinal lining.
While this more dramatic example of non-digestion is rare, hundreds of eyewitness reports have confirmed undead to have distended bellies. One captured and dissected specimen was found to contain 211 pounds of flesh within its system! Even rarer accounts have confirmed that zombies continue to feed long after their digestive tracts have exploded from within."

Zombies Don't Poop!

Thanks

You have to poop your pants at least once in public or it just ain't right.

I reckon Zombies just bottom dribble all the time like an oozing slushy machine.

I think that's the least of their problems. lol

Aye and if it was your infected 24 days later type Zombies they would just poop their pants whenever they like.

That's awesome

why is this even a discussion lol wow.

Because it is

 

[fosing]

Re: Do Zombies Poop Their Pants?

zombies are constipated mofos....that's why they're mean and angry all the time.

 

[Crimsonbob]

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I wouldn't recommend using poopy pants as any kind of zombie infection indicator, as it might just be your usual run of the mill poopy pants situation.

 

[Voorhees27]

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zombies are constipated mofos....that's why they're mean and angry all the time.

Correct. Close thread.

 

[crows]

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[xjamiex]

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[VantageCollectibles]

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I'm no fancy doctor, but I think that with the natural body movements along with the forces of gravity, any guts and ingested food would eventually make its way through the zombie's digestive tract and yes, make it's way out the bum.

So that begs the question, what color is zombie poop?