don't know if it's been discussed...why no 1/6 chuck norris?!

[BrooklynWolf X]

i know the fad's died out...but still, someone needs to make a chuck effin norris! NOW.

 

[tomandshell]

They have tried several times, but the figure keeps causing the mold to explode. His power and might cannot be contained within such a small package...

 

[BrooklynWolf X]

They have tried several times, but the figure keeps causing the mold to explode. His power and might cannot be contained within such a small package...

HAHA! that's what i'm looking for! well done tom.

 

[twistedfreak]

They have tried several times, but the figure keeps causing the mold to explode. His power and might cannot be contained within such a small package...

He speaks the truth. hahaha

 

[rabidwolverine21]

there to afraid of litle children and collectors getting their asses kicked by this figure, they made a documentery about this once, the only problem is chucks name was just to great to be attached to it.... they called it small soldiers.

 

[Ironman1188]

ITPT already issued a 1:6 Chuck Norris, and ebay seller Diver4 sells recasts fairly often.

 

[galactiboy]

ITPT already issued a 1:6 Chuck Norris, and ebay seller Diver4 sells recasts fairly often.

Do you have any pics of the original?

 

[Ironman1188]

I don't but I'll try and take one in the next few days

 

[EVILFACE]

Cause he would be raping the other figures on the shelf!!!!!!!!!

 

[galactiboy]

I don't but I'll try and take one in the next few days

Thanks Iroman... I was able to find images of a nude Chuck on a card, but not a a full figure w/clothes, etc.

 

[dekadentdave]

Jack Bauer wipes his @ss with Chuck Norris.

 

[hairlesswookiee]

chuck norris would kill all our other 1/6 figures. i cant afford mass homicides of my figure collection.

 

[Vader AL]

Chuck Norris fact of the day:

It is common misconception that handicap signs are reserved for handicap people to park. It is fact that these spots are for Chuck Norris and these signs are in fact warning signs of what will happen if you park in Chuck Norris' spot.

 

[Bum]

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

why are you LIMITING yourselves?

1/6 Chuck Norris? So he can kick ass in the 1/6 world?

no... even a 1/4 PF Chuck Norris would be cooler....

But Sideshow is capable of 1:1 scale collectibles...
so why not a 1:1 Full Scale Chuck Norris?

You can even claim it on your insurance to help lower it.
Forget posting a sign outside that you have an alarm.
Set your Chuck Norris 1:1 statue near the door.
ANYONE in their right minds... or stupid enough to find out minds would be scared $h@*@)!*#$& if they saw Chuck Norris, because if you can see Chuck Norris, you have .3 seconds left to live before you get roundhouse kicked!

 

[Darth Caedus]

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

 

[BrooklynWolf X]

one of my favs is:

chuck norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

*chuckles* funny.

 

[LordAzrael]

They have tried several times, but the figure keeps causing the mold to explode. His power and might cannot be contained within such a small package...

So how do you explain his jeans ............................... :emperor

 

[sladesuperagent]

The first commandment of Chuck Norris is "Thou Shall Not Worship False Idols."

Since a Chuck Norris action figure is not the true Chuck Norris, one cannot be made because as soon as you opened the box, you'd be a sinnner and your head would explode and your body would turn into locusts.

 

[Ironman1188]

Here's an auction for one on ebay:
https://cgi.ebay.com/1-6-scale-12-Figure-In-the-Past-toys-Nude-Body-1_W0QQitemZ260030005633QQihZ016QQcategoryZ27294QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[Rhodes]

I'm not a big Chuck Norris fan but I would get a "Forced Vengence" doll for nostalgia's sake.