When is this going up?
When is this going up?
Probably 1-2 years in all seriousness.
I highly doubt that as Wedge went up and delivered right on schedule for them. Granted, Fett's paint is a lot tougher, but I doubt it's this far out.
As for cost, it will be spendy I'm sure. But to me it'll be worth it - it's a direct cast from the ESB Hero helmet!!
INT. EFX HEADQUARTERS - DAY
IDIOT
So I'm thinking we should start working on that Fett Helmet we announced a while ago.
MORON
Or maybe that Ki-Adi Mundi saber!
IDIOT
No we cancelled that.
MORON
Why?
IDIOT
Well we weren't sure people would buy council sabers so we just scrapped it. After all when we said we weren't sure people would buy it, a group of people about the probable edition size responded by cheering. Clearly that means none of those people wanted one!
MORON
Hey you're right! Well what about the Galen Marek lightsaber we've been showing at conventions for the last few years? Shouldn't we work on that first anyway?
IDIOT
Well, we could put that into production but I'm not sure the Force Unleashed is still relevant.
MORON
Well it was when we announced it.
IDIOT
Exactly, the point was to wait a few years in hopes people would give up and stop caring.
MORON
I get it. After all if we actually worked we couldn't just spend all day sword fighting with the old Master Replicas FX sabers!
IDIOT
Exactly! Man I'm sure glad lucas film tanked that company that was producing awesome stuff so we could do absolutely nothing instead.
MORON
I know right! Hey, maybe we should make something sometime. You know, so people don't get suspicious.
IDIOT
Like what?
MORON
Well what about all the lightsabers we haven't done? Or think of all the scale models Master Replicas never got to!
IDIOT
Be more specific. What do you have in mind?
MORON
Council Sabers? Like Ki-Adi and Shaak Ti!
IDIOT
No.
MORON
A scaled star destroyer would be giant and amazing!
IDIOT
Nah
MORON
Well how about a new Millenium Falcon for those who missed it the first time?
IDIOT
Pass.
MORON
Some EU stuff? Like Asajj Ventress sabers!
IDIOT
Not feeling it.
MORON
Ooh, how about the other countless ships in star wars? B-Wings, Jedi starfighters, Gunships, flagships, etc.
IDIOT
Ehh.
MORON
Well what about finishing that Fett helmet?
IDIOT
Nah, I don't think Boba Fett's all that popular among star wars fans.
MORON
You're right. No point in making anything new.
COMMANDER IN STUPID
What are you two doing just sitting around?!
Idiot and moron look confused and scared
IDIOT
Well you see sir, you're the creative director here and we need you to actually commission a project in order for us to work on something.
COMMANDER IN STUPID
PFFFT, I don't care about that. Where are your Master Replicas FX sabers? Let's fight!
END
INT. EFX HEADQUARTERS - DAY
IDIOT
So I'm thinking we should start working on that Fett Helmet we announced a while ago.
MORON
Or maybe that Ki-Adi Mundi saber!
IDIOT
No we cancelled that.
MORON
Why?
IDIOT
Well we weren't sure people would buy council sabers so we just scrapped it. After all when we said we weren't sure people would buy it, a group of people about the probable edition size responded by cheering. Clearly that means none of those people wanted one!
MORON
Hey you're right! Well what about the Galen Marek lightsaber we've been showing at conventions for the last few years? Shouldn't we work on that first anyway?
IDIOT
Well, we could put that into production but I'm not sure the Force Unleashed is still relevant.
MORON
Well it was when we announced it.
IDIOT
Exactly, the point was to wait a few years in hopes people would give up and stop caring.
MORON
I get it. After all if we actually worked we couldn't just spend all day sword fighting with the old Master Replicas FX sabers!
IDIOT
Exactly! Man I'm sure glad lucas film tanked that company that was producing awesome stuff so we could do absolutely nothing instead.
MORON
I know right! Hey, maybe we should make something sometime. You know, so people don't get suspicious.
IDIOT
Like what?
MORON
Well what about all the lightsabers we haven't done? Or think of all the scale models Master Replicas never got to!
IDIOT
Be more specific. What do you have in mind?
MORON
Council Sabers? Like Ki-Adi and Shaak Ti!
IDIOT
No.
MORON
A scaled star destroyer would be giant and amazing!
IDIOT
Nah
MORON
Well how about a new Millenium Falcon for those who missed it the first time?
IDIOT
Pass.
MORON
Some EU stuff? Like Asajj Ventress sabers!
IDIOT
Not feeling it.
MORON
Ooh, how about the other countless ships in star wars? B-Wings, Jedi starfighters, Gunships, flagships, etc.
IDIOT
Ehh.
MORON
Well what about finishing that Fett helmet?
IDIOT
Nah, I don't think Boba Fett's all that popular among star wars fans.
MORON
You're right. No point in making anything new.
COMMANDER IN STUPID
What are you two doing just sitting around?!
Idiot and moron look confused and scared
IDIOT
Well you see sir, you're the creative director here and we need you to actually commission a project in order for us to work on something.
COMMANDER IN STUPID
PFFFT, I don't care about that. Where are your Master Replicas FX sabers? Let's fight!
END
Priceless...
I have often wondering how they even stay in business with so much time between releases.
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