The Boot
Super Freak
What did the UPS driver do?
RRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRGH!!!
My ******* Jason has been on the ******* UPS truck for 13 hours now! WHERE THE EFF ARE YOU, CREEPY-@$$ UPS DRIVER GUY?!!
I've literally been waiting here for him all day and it's driving me bonko! Stupid-@$$ "signature required" policy...
*whew*
I feel a little better now.![]()
Yeeeeeah...When it came to m'Jason, I had little in the way of patience that day.

All is well in Camp Crystal Lake, though. He arrived and he's spectacular.