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In your opion what is the funniest scene from a movie ever?

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WHERE'S POPPA - George Segal in a gorilla outfit tried to jump up and down on his aged mothers (Ruth Gordon) bed attempting to induce a heart attack in her. She punches him between the legs. One of the great comedies of all time.
 
Liar Liar, the scene where he's beating himself up in the toilet. Up I said.
 
Steve Carell's studdering anchor bit in Bruce Almighty. I never laughed so hard before or since. My sides were splitting.
 
I'd post it but I don't think the mods would like me posting a link to Will Ferrell's bare ass.

One of the funniest film scenes to me was the scene in Old School with Frank The Tank (Ferrell) streaking through the quad.
 
No clips allowed, but Life of Brian simply kills me, especially the 'He (r)anks as high as any in (R)ome' scene. Hilarious!

'He has a wife, you know...'
 
Okay, the entire movie is worth quoting, but here are a few of my favorite scenes:


French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.


Sir Galahad: Zoot!
Dingo: No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.
[He tried to get past her]
Dingo: Where are you going?
Sir Galahad: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!
Dingo: No, oh no! Bad, bad Zoot!
Sir Galahad: What is it?
Dingo: She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is Grail shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
Sir Galahad: It's not the real Grail?
Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naught evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty!
Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...

The Knights burst into the Abbey and pull Galahad outside.

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
 
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