GameCrush.com: Pay girls to play with video games with you!

[Bamboota]

Quote via: https://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/paying_girls_to_play_video_gam.php (slightly ****....link just shows a little cleavage)

Link to Game Crush: https://prd.gamecrush.com

Want to play video games with a girl but don't know any in real life? Well you're in luck, thanks to a new online service called GameCrush. For a minimum wage-y $6.60 you can play 10 minutes of XBox Live with a scantily clad strumpet via webcam. Fun! Pathetic.

Girls somehow interested in this should know there's money to be made, with 60% of the proceeds from a match going to the "PlayDate", who at the conclusion of a game can be rated by the user on her "hotness, gaming skill, and flirtiness".


GameCrush is restricted to those 18 years old and over, and players can select one of two kinds of match/date. I'll let the site's FAQ explain. "We have created two broad categories, "Flirty" and "Dirty" to help the PlayDate define and match her mood of gaming interaction and experience with those of the players. You can choose either option or both depending on how you feel!"

Wow, that's so shameful I don't even know what to say. Mind if I borrow $7?

I charge $5.00 bucks an hour! PM me for details.

 

[THX-182]

The dumbest, saddest, most pathetic waste of money I have ever seen. Anyone who uses this service needs to be taken behind the chemical sheds and shot.

 

[canuck_spartan]

The dumbest, saddest, most pathetic waste of money I have ever seen. Anyone who uses this service needs to be taken behind the chemical sheds and shot.

It's almost as bad as the korean guy that married his pillow...

 

[Bamboota]

It's almost as bad as the korean guy that married his pillow...

There's just a S-Load of lonely people out there.

 

[jediknight120]

When I first read about this I thought it was a joke. I honestly don't even know what to say about it, other than people who use this need serious help.

 

[hairlesswookiee]

Where do I sign up?? I'll school them on some MW2!!!!

 

[jonny88]

this is more sad then that asian guy who has 100 life size sex dolls.plus when im gaming l dont want to be near a chick,they ask to many stupid question when around video games.

 

[hairlesswookiee]

this is more sad then that asian guy who has 100 life size sex dolls.plus when im gaming l dont want to be near a chick,they ask to many stupid question when around video games.

Not mine...my GF usually yells at me for not getting a headshot or shooting someone in the groin. She almost enjoys watching me play as me playing it.

 

[Bamboota]

this is more sad then that asian guy who has 100 life size sex dolls.plus when im gaming l dont want to be near a chick,they ask to many stupid question when around video games.

Well..ur not hanging out with the right chicks then.



I'm single.

 

[Sup3rman]

The dumbest, saddest, most pathetic waste of money I have ever seen. Anyone who uses this service needs to be taken behind the chemical sheds and shot.

agreed!!!!!! wow!! what people will think of...sad thing is there is someone out there that will use this service! sad! very sad!

 

[plasmid303]

Japan still has 'em beat. At least there you can go to actual cafes where you can pay to play video games with a waitress/'maid'.

That's at least not as low on the shame totem pole as Gamecrush or whatever.

Sad.

 

[Shropt]

Wow, very japanese.

I don't quite get the point of this but I did pick up a girl once in college when she kicked my ass at Goldeneye. Hmm, maybe I do see the point of this because that was a hot thing.

I wonder if I can invest in this company?

 

[KitFisto]

I thought this was a joke too. Wow, how sad that someone would actually do this let alone pay for it. Wow, just wow.

 

[azurepred]

If Im going to pay a girl to do something with me, its not going to be playing videogames

 

[twistedfreak]

It's probably not really girls that are playing the games anyways. Remember in Gamer? The nasty fat guy that played as a woman in the SIM like game? Are you disgusted yet?

 

[Bamboota]

It's probably not really girls that are playing the games anyways. Remember in Gamer? The nasty fat guy that played as a woman in the SIM like game? Are you disgusted yet?

EEEEEeeewww...yeah....but it can be girls like this:

 

[Fulgore]

people pay for this?? really?

just hire a prostitued, you got more value for your money that way.

 

[Reinhardt]

This is hilarious. It's sad, but I bet this company makes a boat load of cash.

 

[azurepred]

EEEEEeeewww...yeah....but it can be girls like this:

Holy Lord Jebus! :eek

 

[Balsquat]

If Im going to pay a girl to do something with me, its not going to be playing videogames

Come on azurepred, Nothing wrong with giving a girl a few minutes with the old joystick