GF broke my PF Light saber!!

[V!C]

dont shower for a week.

Yeah -- let her juggle your macadamias after they've been soured after days of non-washing.

 

[DarthNeil]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this thread is going to The Sandbox.

 

[preeny101]

Will it leave marks?

If you beat her with a bag of oranges you won't leave marks.

Spoiler

I hate you, dad!

 

[hot_fuzz]

Already been told about the oranges trick!

Thanks for the 2 part epoxy idea Boba Flint!

 

[tylerdurden]

this calls for a force choke.

just kidding. i don't condone violence against women either.

i do however, fully support emotional blackmail in cases like these. just make her buy u a new pf/1:1 bust of your choice.

 

[Darth Madden]

just make her buy u a new pf/1:1 bust of your choice.

Now thats a good idea.

 

[tylerdurden]

Now thats a good idea.

actually, it's not. it's a terrible idea.

men are mere padawans compared to women when it comes to emotional blackmail. in this area, they are all-powerful sith lords. don't mess with them!

 

[risingstar]

My Ex GF broke 3 statues of mine. It got to the point where I had to tell her to simply stay away from the display.

 

[zoid2323]

My Ex GF broke 3 statues of mine. It got to the point where I had to tell her to simply stay away from the display.

No wonder she's your EX girlfriend.

 

[jkno]

So in conclusion hot_fuzz did you fix the statue or the girlfriend?

 

[thenammagazine]

Give her the silent treatment.

Oh boy, to make amends, she should be a filthy slob for you, for several weeks and allow you to do things to her that would embarrass her daddy, or that he's done already.

Have fun son...

You pick up your women at therapy or what?

 

[Batty]

Punch her in the stomach.

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