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[lerath666]

I was looking for marvel legends figures on e-bay, and i found these auctions. Dear god i loled so hard, go read his descriptions, Especialy Kingpin.

https://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZisellradstuff

 

[TOE]

lol....i love his Apocalypse auction.

 

[blue_rogue]

Some of those were pretty funny, especially the Kingpin one! Though I don't know if he's doing himself any favors with a few of his comments.

 

[The Ringer]

"This figure is loose and complete, kind of like YOUR MOTHER."

 

[Vader AL]

Hey, it's Apocalypse, the eternal bad ass from the Marvel Universe.

This figure is loose and complete, kind of like YOUR MOTHER.

He's about 17 inches tall and is packed with one million (I counted) points of articulation.

He also has super amazing tubes of plastic that connect his 2 arms to his back. Why? I don't know. Sounds like a crappy suit design.

This figure also sucks to stand up. I'm sure everyone that has one can attest to his crappy balance problems, but other than him falling around like a drunk tramp at a frat party, he's awesome and is ready to stomp mudholes into your figures.

 

[dwing]

When I first scanned them I was not impressed until I went and read his discriptions. I feel like buying them just for that reason alone. At least he's not making these out as the end all of all ebay autions.

 

[p!tu]

"Like most of you that will bid on this figure, he's a virgin too, so you've got someone to stay up late and talk to about WOW and other virgin things."

 

[DarkArtist81]

Most hilarious descriptions EVER.

 

[lerath666]

I went back and read some of his completed auctions as well, they're just as good. PARTICULARLY the SDCC She-hulk.

 

[Shai]

hahahahaha..a genius..someone invite him on this board.

 

[p!tu]

hahahahaha..a genius..someone invite him on this board.

what your afraid to do it your self!

 

[TOE]

lol...Shai getting burn by P!tu.

 

[uscmhicks]

The most difficult figure in the entire Toy Biz roster of figures to properly stand award goes to...

ONSLAUGHT.

Not even the good version of him either, this retarded ass crab version


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LMAO

 

[Shai]

what your afraid to do it your self!

one of my subjects will do the dirty work..****.

 

[OSCORP]

 

[p!tu]

one of my subjects will do the dirty work..****.

one of your boyfriends! ok no problem! Sugardaddy!!!