Had to share this...hope it gives someone a laugh

[Darth Cruel]

Another one...my son just "invented" this joke...


Why did Darth Vader cross the road?


Do you guys really need me to give you the punchline as well?

 

[Maglor]

To get to the Dark Side

 

[Shai]

I was driving through a Burger King a few years ago. After I read the menu, and before I moved up to the order box, I reached over and grabbed my buddy's head and yanked it toward me.


Needless to say, he was mad as hell. He yelled at me "What the ___ was that all about?!"

Of course, he thought I was aiming his head for my lap. But I told him "Just doing what the sign said to do."

He asked (angrily) "What sign?!"

And I told him..."The one that said pull ahead to order".

Even he couldn't hold in the laugh.