Heather Mills can't live on $48.6 million

[The Mike]

Here is the article from my favorite "news" site The Superficial:

Let's say you just won $48.6 million. What would be the first thing you would do? Me? After pissing my pants, I'd run around town throwing hundred bills at squirrels. Then come back under the cover of darkness and kick their ***** until they gave it back. As for Heather Mills the first thing she did is hire forensic accountants to pore over Paul McCartney's assets because, apparently, she can't get by on $48.6 million. Of course, she's mainly concerned about her daugher Bea. I mean, how can she raise a child on such meager funds? The Daily Mail reports:

"Heather's thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not possible. "Heather is hoping Paul will discretely make a payment to her annually rather than want to go back to court and rake all this up again."


I don't want to point fingers and call Heather Mills a gold digger. But if you opened the trunk of her car you'd probably find a pick ax and, let's be real, a dead prospector. I'm not saying Heather Mills strangled him for his claim, but I'm also not saying he wasn't beaten with a wooden leg.

So I know that Sir Paul is amazingly rich but what kind of live could Bea have possibly lived where 48 Million wouldn't realistically continue?

 

[galactiboy]

Lets just say I'd chop off my leg and service Paul for a few years if I got 48.6 Million out of it

 

[Vader AL]

karma is going to give her a wooden arm and eyeball to match her wooden leg for all this non-sense. (not Karma the boardmember)

 

[Ryanfromindiana]

Lets just say I'd chop off my leg and service Paul for a few years for free!

Wow...big Beatles fan?

 

[galactiboy]

Wow... I'd Beat off to that!

You are a sick man

 

[The Mike]

Lets just say I'd chop off my leg and service Paul for a few years if I got 48.6 Million out of it

For 48 Million I'd cut off my leg, tie some guitar strings around it and strum "Hey Jude" every time is was 6 O' Clock but what is bamboozling is that the amount isn't enough for her.....

 

[Vader AL]

if you are rich, sign a pre-nup....please.

although I guess if he's worth like 800 million british pounds, less than 50 mil isn't really that much to him.

 

[galactiboy]

I agree, its pretty funny when there are people who literally have nothing... and you have someone whinying that they only get a paltry 48.6 million. Its not like she was instrumental in him making any of that... be happy with what you get.

 

[King Darkness]

Lets just say I'd chop off my leg and service Paul for a few years if I got 48.6 Million out of it

Get in line douche bag!!! I'm first

 

[galactiboy]

Hey, I'd be willing to split it 50/50. I'll chop of my leg, you service Paul and we both walk/hobble away with 24.3 million. I mean honestly, you'll probably at least enjoy your "end" of the deal

 

[King Darkness]

Hey, I'd be willing to split it 50/50. I'll chop of my leg, you service Paul and we both walk/hobble away with 24.3 million. I mean honestly, you'll probably at least enjoy your "end" of the deal

Um...how bout I cut off my and you service Paul.

 

[galactiboy]

Sorry dude, thats the deal... take it or leave it. I know P!tu gladly take your place.

 

[King Darkness]

Sorry dude, thats the deal... take it or leave it. I know P!tu gladly take your place.

Looks like its you and p!tu.

 

[galactiboy]

Don't make me quit you Chase... don't make me do it

 

[Ryanfromindiana]

Diggin' the sig King!

 

[King Darkness]

Diggin' the sig King!

 

[IrishJedi]

Golddiggin' b*tch needs to be beaten with her own wooden leg. :emperor

 

[galactiboy]

Golddiggin' b*tch needs to be beaten with her own wooden leg. :emperor

... don't hold back Irish, I wonder if we're seeing any transference issues here?!?

 

[artistrex]

something has to be said, when discussing the ex wives of the beatles, and Yoko Ono seems to be the sane one!

 

[Darth Caedus]

Someone should take that wooden leg off her stump and beat her to death with it.....