Hot toys Snowspeeder Pilot Luke Skywalker

[ZE_501]

These folks would like a word lol.

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Deviants.

Whenever someone thinks you're weird for collecting dolls, show 'em a picture of those guys and explain to them how they spend thousands on their fursona costume.

Furso -

 

[bebe13junior]

Possibly another figure of the year candidate. A lot this year. Possibly Jango or Bo Katan as well with the Boba Two pack.

 

[Zurdo95D]

There's no Prime Directive in Star Wars, but what if there was?

The Empire violated it immediately via (presumably) hostile first contact and proceeding to build very large technologically advanced structures whilst occupying and patrolling Ewok territory.

The Rebellion than assimilated a primitive, pre-technological (by Galactic standards) indigenous culture into their military to help them fight - and die - in a war of which the extent, nuances and implications thereof were arguably beyond their comprehension, at least given the short period of time and limited information they were given.

Rebellion apologists will point out that the Ewoks chose to defend their sovereign territory against known genocidal invaders by joining and aiding the Alliance, but was it really that simple?

I can see why some were fussed with the ewoks after watching ROTJ, given their small stature and teddy bear-like appearance. Of course, looking more into the lore, ewoks are beastly and tough. I would like to see a proper PG-13, maybe an R film with them showcasing just how ferocious they are.

 

[ZE_501]

showcasing just how ferocious they are.

That's all EU retcon. Lucas *did* intend for them to beat the Empire with low tech, but they were meant to be cute and sell toys.

 

[fantasticfrog]

They are murder bears. I wonder if they ate the dead stormtroopers? They would have cooked han more than Abrams did. Never mess with Ewoks.

 

[ZE_501]

They are murder bears. I wonder if they ate the dead stormtroopers? They would have cooked han more than Abrams did. Never mess with Ewoks.

It does beg the question as to how many sentient beings the Ewoks trapped, murdered and devoured. It didn't exactly seem like a new thing they were doing -- and note that they hadn't even bothered killing Han yet before they were ready to light the fire (if I recall).

 

[Wor-Gar]

More George Lucas wokeness. Jar-Jar and Ewoks...

 

[Joe Prince]

Lucas wanted the ROTJ battle to be Ewoks but realized that the sets would be too big. So he changed it to Ewoks.
Jar Jar was his attempt at humor...not so good...much like Howard The Duck.

 

[Lordscum]

Lucas wanted the ROTJ battle to be Ewoks but realized that the sets would be too big. So he changed it to Ewoks.
Jar Jar was his attempt at humor...not so good...much like Howard The Duck.

You mean Wookies?

 

[jye4ever]

More George Lucas wokeness. Jar-Jar and Ewoks...

 

[Wor-Gar]

So much trigger!

 

[Uncle Bingo]

Jesus Christ.

 

[Joe Prince]

Yes meant Wookies

 

[Otomofan]

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Every time I think I've witnessed Jye's ultimate masterpiece he just goes and tops himself, over and over.

 

[Lordscum]

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Zar Gar in the center?

 

[Darth Snoopy]

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Okay, let's get back to the original thread topic, Snowspeeder Pilot Luke Skywalker, before Jye posts another twisted nightmare-inducing meme.

I'm having a really good day, I don't want to have to delete posts or infract anyone right now.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Luke Gar-walker!

 

[jye4ever]

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Okay, let's get back to the original thread topic, Snowspeeder Pilot Luke Skywalker, before Jye posts another twisted nightmare-inducing meme.

I'm having a really good day, I don't want to have to delete posts or infract anyone right now.

Wor-Gar = Bad Influence on jye lol

 

[Rbeato]

Will the YTer’s mention this is coming soon now that Pop Colectibles made a post about it earlier

They are murder bears. I wonder if they ate the dead stormtroopers? They would have cooked han more than Abrams did. Never mess with Ewoks.

I’m pretty damn sure the celebration the Ewoks were throwing at the end of ROTJ had some bbq stormtroopers cookin…question is, did Luke and the gang partake in that meal

 

[bebe13junior]

I hope this is coming soon!!!
First Luke figure.