I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide! V2 ESB

[slynger]

Your Highness, there’s nothing more we can do tonight. The shield doors must be closed.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Close the doors.

Yes, sir.

VER-RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN -- CLUNGGGGGG!!!!

 

[S. Griffin]

*sad and angry Wookie howl*

 

[QuiGonFishing]

 

[Wor-Gar]

Mistress Leia... R2 estimates the chances of survival are 722 to 1.

R2 has be known to make mistakes. From time to time. Oh dear... oh dear.


[I know that's off, but its as close as my faded memory has for 3POs dialogue in this moment -- hopefully it jump-starts someone with a better memory.]

 

[QuiGonFishing]

You really must come along now, R2. There’s nothing more we can do. And my joints are freezing up!

Beep Bop Boop!

Don’t SAY things like that! Of COURSE we’ll see Master Luke again! And he’ll be quite alright, you’ll see!

Stupid little short circuit…. He’ll be QUITE alright.

 

[slynger]

Luke. Luke.

Ben?

You will go to the Dagobah system.

Dagobah system?


There you will learn from Yoda. The Jedi master that instructed me.

Beeeennnn . . .

Han rides through the wipe on his Tauntaun to save the day.

 

[Dave_W]

Luke! Don't do this Luke. Give me a sign here.

*Tauntaun dies*

Ben! Beeehhhhhhnnnnn!

*Han gets his lightsaber action on*

Hang on kid.

Dagobah system.

This may smell bad kid, but it will keep you warm till I get the shelter up.

 

[slynger]

And I thought they smelled bad . . . . . . . . . On the outside!

 

[Mandible]

Echo Base. I've got something. Not much, but it could be a lifeform.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Commander Skywalker, do you copy? This is Rogue Two. This is Rogue Two. Captain Solo, do you copy?

 

[Mondragon]

*Han gets his lightsaber action on*

Modern viewers - "That proves he has the Force and means he's a Jedi too!"


Continued:

Commander Skywalker, do you copy? This is Rogue Two. This is Rogue Two. Captain Solo, do you copy?

- Good morning, nice of you guys to drop by.

- Echo Base, this is Rogue 2, we found them, ...repeat, we found them!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Modern viewers - "That proves he has the Force and means he's a Jedi too!"

There were a lot of people back in the day (1980) who believed that too.

 

[slynger]

Master Luke, sir, it’s so good to see you fully functional again.

 

[Wor-Gar]

How ya feelin', kid? You don't look so bad to me. Fact, you look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gondark.

 

[Mondragon]

- Thanks to you.

- That's two you owe me kid.

to Leia:

-Well your worship, looks like you managed to keep me around for a little while longer.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I had nothing to do with it. General Riekan thinks its too dangerous for any ships to leave the system until they've activated the energy shield.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

It’s a good story. I think you just can’t bear to let o gorgeous guy like me outta your sight…

 

[slynger]

I don’t know where you get your delusions, laser brain

 

[QuiGonFishing]

GRRRRRLLLLLLHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUUH…,

Laugh it up, Fuzzball!