I am Drunk

[fosing]

Just posted to my FIL's FB wall: "HBD dude, I celebrated by banging your daughter."

Perhaps a deletion is in order?

That ____ gets e-mailed, don't it? Awwwwww ____!

on the bright side, you didnt post pics. or did you??

 

[devilof76]

He only posted one, but you couldn't see her face clearly.

 

[fosing]

He only posted one, but you couldn't see her face clearly.

drunk hands on a camera can do those...while humping too.

 

[devilof76]

She has to be facing the camera too.

 

[Kabukiman]

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[Kabukiman]

yeah..... I'm going to bed...

 

[devilof76]

I was going to drink last night, but I made the mistake of Christmas shopping, and I died before I could pour it.

 

[Kabukiman]

I was going to drink last night, but I made the mistake of Christmas shopping, and I died before I could pour it.

Heavy drinking is required for Christmas shopping. This is for your safety, and the safety of those around you.

 

[devilof76]

It could have saved my life, but thankfully I didn't die too bad.

Next time. It will be much closer to Christmas, so I will have to be that much safer.

 

[The Ween]

I was going to drink last night, but I made the mistake of Christmas shopping, and I died before I could pour it.

What did you get me?

 

[Darth Cruel]

A very strange thing happened to me last night and it has me thinking that I may be developing a drinking problem.


I didn't feel like drinking at all. So I didn't. In fact, this has gone on for a week.


If I am not over this by next weekend...I am going to see someone about it.

 

[slipknotpredator]

I am drunk and my HTs are ____ing awesome

 

[Kabukiman]

I am drunk and my HTs are ____ing awesome

You should start a petition for Hot Toys to make more. Now is definitely the best time to do so.

 

[The Ween]

You bunch of drunken bastards! Get a job!!!

 

[devilof76]

What did you get me?

You broke up with me. I didn't get you nothing.

 

[The Ween]

You broke up with me. I didn't get you nothing.

 

[Skiman]

 

[devilof76]

That's one ornery sigh, lady.

Actually, I did get you something...

 

[fosing]

huweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[The Ween]

That's one ornery sigh, lady.

Actually, I did get you something...

This?