I Want to Set the Record Straight

[El Roranous]

I want to set the record straight - I am genuinely offended by this figure.

This should not even be associated with POTC, let alone Johnny Depp.

I am also usually offended by bad impersonations of Captain Jack Sparrow too so if you ever meet me, please don't quote a line in your best Jack voice unless you want me to vomit on you.


Now I may rest that this has been said.

 

[Vader AL]

who are the people buying these? Pitu....is it you?

 

[galactiboy]

Yep, that figure is very offensive. I think it is behind glass to protect it from the mass vomitting it must induce

And when you combine it with a figure like this... endtimes my friend, endtimes!

 

[Anzik]

Why is there white paint in the corner of Jack's mouth?

 

[galactiboy]

One can only imagine

Although I think its actually the light.

 

[Daxion]

These both offend me !!! I would be ashamed to put my name on a product like that.

 

[King Darkness]

Tonner=The Son of Satan!

BEWARE!!!!

Behind Tonner dolls ride the Four Horsemen!!

 

[jason2885]

That figure is horrible

 

[Darklord Dave]

The costume's nice. Tonner had a booth at SDCC and was pretty busy. But Jacqueline Sparrow there probably won't make anyone forget about the Hot Toys version.

 

[Captain Faramir]

But she's so beautiful! Why would that offend -

wait hold up -

What?!?!? That's supposed to be a DUDE?!?!? That's just wrong! Get off the stage! Cast it out! Burn it! Burn it!!!!!

 

[MaulFan]

The costume's nice. Tonner had a booth at SDCC and was pretty busy. But Jacqueline Sparrow there probably won't make anyone forget about the Hot Toys version.

Actually, if anything, it's going to drive HT and Medicom sales wayyyyy up. The only plus is the boots look better than rubber ones, like real material, but all sissyness aside, just the weird color choices and all, it's not even sissy Jack, it's just a sissy pirate.

 

[gdb]

This is like how Sideshow always talks about likeness vs. essence. I think this captured the trasvestite pirate essence that was so prevalent in the movies.

 

[p!tu]

who are the people buying these? Pitu....is it you?

Sorry!!!! Ill stop buying them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MaulFan]

THIS is Jack Sparrow.

 

[EVILFACE]

Is that the Cinemaquette Jack Sparrow?

 

[MaulFan]

Is that the Cinemaquette Jack Sparrow?

 

[Daxion]

Yep I checked again today and I'm still offended

 

[El Roranous]

Is that the Cinemaquette Jack Sparrow?

Burn naysayer, BURN!:emperor

 

[El Roranous]

The costume's nice. Tonner had a booth at SDCC and was pretty busy. But Jacqueline Sparrow there probably won't make anyone forget about the Hot Toys version.

Sometimes....you say such great things it brings a tear to monkey's eye.

 

[Darthrazz]

Yep, that figure is very offensive. I think it is behind glass to protect it from the mass vomitting it must induce

And when you combine it with a figure like this... endtimes my friend, endtimes!

I have no idea about any of these Tonner abominations, are they 1:6 scale?

I wonder what that Spiderman suit would look like if you put it on a Medi or Hot Toys body?