If I touch your junk, will you have me arrested?

[Kabukiman]

Well? Would you?

 

[Darth Waller]

No, but I might give you $5.

 

[Master Wayne]

PMed you my address.

 

[The Mike]

There isn't a whole lot of room in my schedule for that since I'm often touching my junk, moving it around, repositioning it, making sure it'll still fit where I need it to, often showing it off to my friends as nostalgic...while I may not have you arrested, you probably won't get near my junk.

 

[a-dev]

Well? Would you?

Your gender?

 

[Kabukiman]

Your gender?

Kabukiman

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[hairlesswookiee]

Are you doing while you touch your toes??

 

[Khev]

Well? Would you?

Looking for a job in airport security I take it?

 

[Mesa]

great thread

 

[Angry Kal-El]

Looking for a job in airport security I take it?

Ha ha! Nice!

 

[The Ween]

Well? Would you?

Just don't get any poopies on my junk.

I don't like that!

 

[a-dev]

Kabukiman

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excuse my blonde moment. And blondes, excuse my use of stereotype against you.

As to thread, well.....no? Unless you really press the issue!

 

[Elder_Predator2]

____, misread the question. Thought it said "If I touched my junk would you have me arrested?" So change my vote to a "Yes."

 

[devilof76]

No. But I will knock you out, and when you wake up, you will have ten broken fingers. Have fun trying to wipe your ass for the next 6 months.

 

[fosing]

No. But I will knock you out, and when you wake up, you will have ten broken fingers. Have fun trying to wipe your ass for the next 6 months.

 

[Batty]

I like to sell my junk on eBay.

 

[mr.thrifty]

Just don't get any poopies on my junk.

I don't like that!

You've been shat on your junk before??? EWWWW....

 

[-Super Hans-]

Depends if you brought me a drink or not.

 

[The Ween]

You've been shat on your junk before??? EWWWW....

Kab likes to make poopies.

I wouldn't want him making poopies on my junk, then it would make it stink!

 

[The Ween]

Depends if you brought me a drink or not.