I suppose I could waste 4-6 years listening to elitist _______s who don't know what they're talking about so I could get a piece of paper that supposedly says I do know what I'm talking about.
No, I would not trade my collection for a graduate degree in philosophy. But if I had nothing better to do with my money, that is what I'd do, if for no other reason than to indulge the chance to tell off overpaid know-it-all ignoramuses and liars every day.
I like this. I got a degree just so I could say I got one; not sure if it will make a difference in the long run, but supposedly, this is what employers are looking for .
Late at night, I spin straw into gold.
If I send you lawn clippings, will you turn it into money for me?