If you won the lottery, what would you get?

[Dash]

"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man."

 

[Silent December]

@ handle bar mustache on B&B Batman

 

[azurepred]

"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man."

i cant imagine you would need to win the lottery to do that maybe 6 chicks though

 

[316what]

if i won, i would give my dad 200,000 so he can retire, then buy my mom a bigger house, then buy my dream car,give small portion to random charity then hire BobbyC for some kind of bad ass commission..........all in that order

WOW, guess you don't plan on your dad being retired long.

 

[hairlesswookiee]

then buy my dream car,give small portion to random charity

What's your dream car???
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[azurepred]

What's your dream car???
~~I recommend the Wounded Warrior Program. They helped me out big time a couple years ago, and one of my patients at the V.A. was given a therapy dog through the Wounded Warrior Program. They've also been known to give homes/wheelchair accessible vans, and other such items to Vets in need.
https://www.mentalhelp.net/poc/view_doc.php?type=doc&id=28873&cn=109

67 shelby stang eleanor..........well if i ever win the lottery, i will consider that program

 

[Bamboota]

"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man."

NICE ONE!


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I would pay off my loans.
Buy tickets to go all around the world!

Then buy a fancy car for me and my parents. A penthouse apartment overlooking Central Park.

And sh it load of collectibles!!!

 

[SnakeDoctor]

"You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities... "

Haha.

Seriously -- I'd pay off the student loans (law school is expensive), put $50,000 in a savings account for emergencies, buy a nice used car or two in cash, buy a solid suburban house in cash, put a bit aside for the kids to go to college, and invest the rest. No debt, no house payment, a decent liquid emergency fund, low-risk investments, and my current income ... I'd be pretty well set for life. Dave Ramsey is a smart man.

Actually, I'm already doing all those things -- the process is just somewhat slower when a pile of cash doesn't fall out of the sky.

As always, I can cash-flow the toy habit.

SnakeDoc

 

[Memnoch]

My top ten:
1. Student loans
2. Nice sized house someplace warm
3. Pay off all mom's bills
4. Donation to college to get my name on a statue or something
5. complete loose vintage Star Wars collection
6. New car

From seven on it's pretty much any cool collectible that catches my eye first.

 

[minivader]

the batcave, and all the stuff that goes with it.

 

[Adoptedscot]

I would build a perfectly designed Hobbit Hole to live in, under a hill with lots and lots of land
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[Valfar]

I would order one of these...

 

[lcummins]

I was going to comment that even if you won, you can't buy love and happiness, but after the post above, I could be wrong...

 

[hairlesswookiee]

I was going to comment that even if you won, you can't buy love and happiness, but after the post above, I could be wrong...

Who needs that when you can afford prostitutes every night??

 

[Valfar]

Yea true..because you know if the condom breaks, you will have enough money to afford anti- ass/scrot itch cream for the rest of your life, and or worse pay for medication to help keep the HIV you got off her in check.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

I'd find some way to get Diplomatic Immunity.

 

[Bamboota]

i'd find some way to get diplomatic immunity. :d

just been revoked!

 

[Balsquat]

Yea true..because you know if the condom breaks, you will have enough money to afford anti- ass/scrot itch cream for the rest of your life, and or worse pay for medication to help keep the HIV you got off her in check.

This is how we rock in the T DOT
Venereal diseases for all!

 

[King Darkness]

I would buy this board from Dave and shut it down.

 

[hairlesswookiee]

I would buy this board from Dave and shut it down.

True story!!!