In My Local Paper Today

[The Ween]

This was in the Public Docket of my local newspaper today......

A woman tried to cut off her nipples Sunday on Center Street. She said she was upset because her parents called her a "crack whore."

Another.....

A man and woman charged with extensive damage to a room Saturday at the Roadway Inn, Broad Ave, in what appeared to be a heated physical fight. The man and the woman were both injured, and the room had flooded, blood was found everywhere, clumps of hair closely resembled the woman's were found on the bed and the microwave was found on the floor. The couple attributed the damage to rough sex.

Gotta love small towns.

 

[Morbach]

haha wow that's pretty sick stuff.

 

[pixletwin]

I must know where you live.

 

[Batty]

 

[The Mike]

Everyone knows the test of being a crack whore or not is the absence of nipples....

 

[pixletwin]

 

[Darth Caedus]

Another.....

A man and woman charged with extensive damage to a room Saturday at the Roadway Inn, Broad Ave, in what appeared to be a heated physical fight. The man and the woman were both injured, and the room had flooded, blood was found everywhere, clumps of hair closely resembled the woman's were found on the bed and the microwave was found on the floor. The couple attributed the damage to rough sex.

Sounds like a normal date for me

 

[The Ween]

 

[The Ween]

Sounds like a normal date for me

Really? So......tell me what you were using the microwave for?

 

[-Super Hans-]

i really dont know what to say about that


ill let worf sum it up through the medium of face palming

 

[Shatterer of Dreams]

wow your town was busy the past few days.

 

[Shropt]

Sounds like a great place to party.

 

[dunedain]

Wow were do you live? Were I live almost nothing happens. Only Carnaval but luckily that's only 4 days before everything goes back to normal.

 

[The Ween]

wow your town was busy the past few days.

We don't have alot of crime around here, especially in the winter. Just stupid stuff like that. There's alot more sillyness too, like a woman calling the police because a check cashing place wouldn't cash her BOX of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of checks and money orders from the Republic of Benin, Africa. Someone from the internet asked her to cash them for him.

 

[Shatterer of Dreams]

We don't have alot of crime around here, especially in the winter. Just stupid stuff like that. There's alot more sillyness too, like a woman calling the police because a check cashing place wouldn't cash her BOX of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of checks and money orders from the Republic of Benin, Africa. Someone from the internet asked her to cash them for him.

Well hundreds of thousands of dollars from the Republic of Benin couldn't be that much could it? Small towns are funny.

 

[Voorhees27]

^^^^! Now i'm craving a burrito!

 

[nash]

^^^^! Now i'm craving a burrito!

Im craving a newborn infant...

 

[Voorhees27]

Im craving a newborn infant...

 

[uscmhicks]

Everyone knows the test of being a crack whore or not is the absence of nipples....

thats exactly what I was thinking..

 

[Shatterer of Dreams]

Infant burrito - two great tastes that go great together.......