In My Local Paper Today

[bagelsncheesey]

Sounds like a normal date for me

Except in your case, the clumps of hair would be another mans

 

[Memnoch]

This needs to be a regular thread. Thing "Headlines" like Leno does

 

[Darth Snoopy]

SS Freak #1: Hey! You got your infant in my burrito!

SS Freak #2: You got your burrito on my infant!

Infant burrito - two great tastes that go great together.......

 

[Shatterer of Dreams]

SS Freak #1: Hey! You got your infant in my burrito!

SS Freak #2: You got your burrito on my infant!

I love the fact that someone else picked up on the Reese ad i was quoting.