Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (June 30th, 2023)

[jye4ever]

You are so wrong. This film will most likely take place in the 1960's, and Indy's co star is a young WOman. She'll be a 60's feminist and will tell Indy that he's an out of date relic and a male chauvinist Republican who can't accept change. It's going to be so ugly. I bet Indy gives his hat to her too, unlike in KOTKS.

Ok fine it will definitely be worse and make KOTCS seem like Raiders lol

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

On a personal level, it'll be worse for me because the director likes westerns, so this film will most likely take place on a desert setting, which I hate.

 

[jye4ever]

Be funny if Indy uses metal claws to open a secret tomb lol

 

[jye4ever]

First photo of new Indy released

 

[a-dev]

You are so wrong. This film will most likely take place in the 1960's, and Indy's co star is a young WOman. She'll be a 60's feminist and will tell Indy that he's an out of date relic and a male chauvinist Republican who can't accept change

Sure 60s feminists are probably considered far right now

 

[Wor-Gar]

Competent is an understatement.

Cop Land (Personal favorite)
Girl, Interrupted
Walk the Line
3:10 to Yuma
Logan
Ford vs Ferrari

Then again, he also made Kate and Leopold, Identity, Knight and Day, and The Wolverine.

Yep, he has trouble with anything that is lighter in tone. So this will be problematic for him.

I really loved these 3 though so I hope the best for him:
3:10 to Yuma
Logan
Ford vs Ferrari





Oh Jye, how could you NOT use SpecialMan on that Indy pic? How could you not?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Be funny if Indy uses metal claws to open a secret tomb lol

For all we know, he'll make Indy Logan. He'll be divorced from that old lady he married in the last film. His son will be away like in the Creed films of course, and he's finally old and retired, but goes on one more adventure with the young feminist in search of the ancient golden v a gi na....in some desert planet, I mean, country.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[Wor-Gar]

Part time...

 

[jye4ever]

 

[matticus]

I hear it's a heist movie set in a museum. Retired Indy moonlights as a docent and he gets locked in after dozing off while on the toilet. He wakes up mid-theft and foils the robbery, beating the thieves senseless with his cane while they're doubled over laughing at the ridiculously high waistline of his grandpa pants.

 

[Sassafras]

And people actually take this dude seriously.

Mangold is competent. Hope it isn't just bagged down as a movie set out to apologise for Crystal Skull.

IMO this is a mistake with all due respect to Harrison Ford. There are things that get etched into your brain and one of them
is the expression on my mother's face after sitting through Crystal Skull.

Totally blank, like she had heard someone died. I wish she had complained or something, but it was just this chilling stillness.
I mean, this is a woman who owned all the indy films, so guess it was like a friend had died, in a way. I'm afraid to tell her they're making another one.

Or like when I sat through the last episode of GOT. Or the last Matrix when everyone was gonna get wiped out existence, so they decided to have a dance party WTF.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Or the last Matrix when everyone was gonna get wiped out existence, so they decided to have a dance party WTF.

What? That was the sequel, not the last film. They were letting off steam before they had to fight.

 

[Sassafras]

What? That was the sequel, not the last film. They were letting off steam before they had to fight.

IMO it's sad that what sticks in my head the most are the vanilla twins and the dance party - don't remember caring that much about #2 and #3.

Oh, and Persephone. I like her.

For Crystal Skull I mostly think of nuke the fridge and the CGI monkeys.

So if nothing else, this new film should be good for some memes please let it die like the Terminator franchise at least for a while....

 

[xipotec]

Ford is an old has been. He looks every bit his age.

Indiana Jones should be recast and set pre-Raiders
Or let Shila just take over. He was pretty good to me.

Either way , Hollywood need to get away from sequels and get more original films coming.


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[Wor-Gar]

Agreed, except about the Shila part. I think I'd prefer Chris Pratt to Shila, and I don't want Pratt.

 

[jye4ever]

After extraterrestrials what the hell is Indy going to discover anyways an Iphone lol

 

[Wor-Gar]

He will discover his feminine side. And then win.



Zach Snyder's Indiana Jones would be absolutely hilarious.

 

[The Buffinator]

Agreed, except about the Shila part. I think I'd prefer Chris Pratt to Shila, and I don't want Pratt.

I bet Brie Larson looks good in a fedora.

 

[jye4ever]

Larson Indy vs Nazi bruiser Gina Carano c’mon Disney do it lol