Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (June 30th, 2023)

[Wor-Gar]

Indy will tap a 16 year old girl ...

George Lucas: Stop right there! That's interesting.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[Asta]

George Lucas: Stop right there! That's interesting.

Borat to Rudy Giuliani:

"She’s 15! She’s too old for you!"

 

[Wor-Gar]

Actually George said 16 ISN'T interesting, didn't he? Man, I bet he's sorry he ever had that conversation logged. The 70's were a strange time indeed. I blame Taxi Driver.

 

[Jgg1701]

Okay folks, time to move along. Nothing to see here, move along.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Top news on my phone is that Harrison Ford can get on a bike at 78! Wow!

My grandfather was riding his until 91.

 

[Johnny Utah]

Now that the movie is officially filming, the next year should be fun.

Posters, trailers, new collectibles!

Nothing gets me more hyped than a new Indy movie. A new game coming from Bethesda, hopefully Marvel announces new comics too!

 

[matticus]

Now that the movie is officially filming, the next year should be fun.

Posters, trailers, new collectibles!

Nothing gets me more hyped than a new Indy movie. A new game coming from Bethesda, hopefully Marvel announces new comics too!

Just don't watch the movie

 

[Spartan Rex]

“Your boss the Red Skull has a Magguffin I’m after called the Tesseract”

 

[matticus]

“Your boss the Red Skull has a Magguffin I’m after called the Tesseract”

On the hunt for the lost AARP magazine.

 

[Spartan Rex]

I wonder if Indy will be sporting a sidearm anymore? I bet they WinterSoldier him.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

“Your boss the Red Skull has a Magguffin I’m after called the Tesseract”

Can't wait to see him in action! And by action, I mean walking, slowly, very very slowly.

 

[matticus]

Just noticed the dots of the shoulders and neck. Will be something there for CGI.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Just noticed the dots of the shoulders and neck. Will be something there for CGI.

Likely to give him broader shoulders and remove his gizzard.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Just noticed the dots of the shoulders and neck. Will be something there for CGI

What a time to be alive.

I'm surprised Ford didn't show up on the set wearing his Blade Runner t shirt and asked the director to CGI the costume. Surely they can if they can CGI capes and full costumes in the MCU.

 

[jungle jom]

Just noticed the dots of the shoulders and neck. Will be something there for CGI.

Either he has a skin condition or there are also dots on his face. They are going to de-age Ford for this sequence.

 

[The Buffinator]

Now that the movie is officially filming, the next year should be fun.

We should start a pool to guess how many times production is halted due to Ford hurting himself...

 

[The Buffinator]

That's not an action star, that's a senior citizen who's no longer capable of dressing himself!

 

[The Buffinator]

What a time to be alive.

I'm surprised Ford didn't show up on the set wearing his Blade Runner t shirt and asked the director to CGI the costume. Surely they can if they can CGI capes and full costumes in the MCU.

They should have just used Andy Serkis and let Ford do the voice...

 

[Jgg1701]

That's not an action star, that's a senior citizen who's no longer capable of dressing himself!

Not funny.