Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (June 30th, 2023)

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Talking about aging what happened to Cruise did scientology sign a contract with McDonalds! That hair yikes.

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Which film will be worse, Indy 5 or Top Gun 5?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Someone destroyed his Picture of Dorian Grey

 

[Sassafras]

Talking about aging what happened to Cruise did scientology sign a contract with McDonalds! That hair yikes.

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Good, maybe someone will option the Jack Reacher series from Cruise, when he needs the money for his next McMansion or to give to the Scientologists, and cast it properly. Never forgave that bit of hubris (if you don't know the book series, think a blonde Punisher 6'4" with hands like hams, but Cruise decided he'd be lead and it'd be fine. As long as he wore shoe lifts anyway.)

A man should know their limits.

Guess Ford decided he hadn't reach his WTF. It can't be the money. But not gonna reject it out of hand, just coz of the nuke-the-fridge, CGI monkey Crystal Skull. Tho not optimistic. A good script can make or break a film like this, and Hollywood doesn't seem to value good writing a lot of the time.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Age is finally catching him.

No way, Tom Cruise runs too fast.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Talking about aging what happened to Cruise did scientology sign a contract with McDonalds! That hair yikes.

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It looks like he gained weight. He looked similar back in 2007

But he got skinny in 2008

 

[a-dev]

Whatever weird beliefs he may have aside (hopefully not too weird) I think he's a legend. Incredible career, 4 decades of good-great films so far. If he doesn't get himself killed here's hoping for more.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Whatever weird beliefs he may have aside (hopefully not too weird) I think he's a legend. Incredible career, 4 decades of good-great films so far. If he doesn't get himself killed here's hoping for more.

He gets a lot of "hate" because of Scientology, but I've never had a problem with it. He seems alright to me. I wish he played more villains or jerks because he's really good at it.

Interview with The Vampire (Maybe my favorite role)
Rain Man
Collateral
Tropic Thunder

 

[Wor-Gar]

I can't unsee that middle tooth center of his face.

 

[TaliBane]

Whatever weird beliefs he may have aside (hopefully not too weird) I think he's a legend. Incredible career, 4 decades of good-great films so far. If he doesn't get himself killed here's hoping for more.

He runs super weird but he's continuously headlined major studio movies for 40 years.

He's the Rolling Stones of movie stars. The Stones have been big names for around 60 years, but only at the cutting edge of the business for half that. Cruise has consistently been at that cutting edge since the early/mid 80s.

 

[jye4ever]

He eats his own poop

 

[TaliBane]

He eats his own poop

It's the logical next step after years of Hollywood brown-nosing. Hollywood is the ultimate human centipede.

 

[Wor-Gar]

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Ultimately he will become Les Grossman.

 

[matticus]

Ultimately he will become Les Grossman.

I'm sure he is in demeanor behind closed doors. It's what makes him a great actor.

 

[jye4ever]

I’m ready for Home Stallone..

 

[loki2371]

He eats his own poop

No no you got that wrong.

I believe I heard he drinks baby urine. The true elixir of youth and vitality..

 

[jye4ever]

Geena Davis should’ve been in this movie

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Geena Davis should’ve been in this movie
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Is she a bum now?

 

[jye4ever]

Is she a bum now?

She looks like Ozzy if he had a sex change she even walks like him lol

 

[Wor-Gar]

Is Geena in Indy 5 now too? Indy's new love?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

She looks like Toht's daughter.