It's my Birthday and I;lll cry if I want to.

[Eli26]

I was drunk when I posted this, but I regret nothing! NOTHING!

 

[LordTiminator]

I was drunk when I posted this, but I regret nothing! NOTHING!

his excuse for everything

 

[Eli26]

I was... lots of Birthday drinks.

My friends took me out to the pub, and the pub treated me to pizza on them. Spin the wheel Birthday boy! Weeee!

 

[jonny88]

I think Quiggle starting this thread would've actually been an improvement.

Yeah l wouldl rather see Quiggle threads then this dumb ____. who the hell is Eli?

 

[thenammagazine]

I was... lots of Birthday drinks.

My friends took me out to the pub, and the pub treated me to pizza on them. Spin the wheel Birthday boy! Weeee!

The pub gave you pizza and billed your friends?! That's classic!

Or is this another Eli thing where it's literal and they treated you to pepperoni, cheese and tomato sauce spread on the bodies of your friends? You know what? NVM, I don't want to know...

 

[pixletwin]

I was... lots of Birthday drinks.

My friends took me out to the pub, and they tried to rub pizza on me. Spin the wheel Birthday boy! Weeee!

Weird friends you got there.

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

I was... lots of Birthday drinks.

My friends took me out to the pub, and the pub treated me to pizza on them. Spin the wheel Birthday boy! Weeee!

Been hitting the Chuck E. Cheese's again?

 

[thenammagazine]

Been hitting The Birdcage again?

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[Boba Ben]

Chuck E Cheese is lame. I went there when I was 6 and they had two games and one was broken. What a ripoff.

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

Chuck E Cheese is lame. I went there when I was 6 and they had two games and one was broken. What a ripoff.

You still seem bitter all these years later Boba. ..........

 

[thenammagazine]

You still seem bitter all these years later Boba. ..........

Kids piss in the tunnels too. I won't every take my kids to the one over off of Story and King.

 

[Boba Ben]

You still seem bitter all these years later Boba. ..........

I most certainly am. I wish I could have gone to Discovery Zone. That place was boss.

 

[Eli26]

Nope, Lux Alune. Good food. Nom nom nom.

Who the ____ is Eli, I am Eli... _____!

 

[Boba Ben]

Darklord Dave is on a thread closing spree, Eli. Make it count.

 

[devilof76]

My favorite thing about this thread is that it's still open (while others are not).

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

Darklord Dave is on a thread closing spree, Eli. Make it count.

Yeppers, I've noticed that as well.

 

[devilof76]

Dave certainly knows a thread begging for two in the brainpan when he sees one.

 

[Eli26]

You guys are making a bigger deal than needed. Perhaps.

I don't care either way. *kicks up legs and places his hands back on his head* Honestly, it's just a toy forum. Love the guys and gals here, but that's what it is.

 

[Boba Ben]

I'm just letting you know. Darklord Dave comes out to close threads at night, mostly. He's like a xenomorph.

 

[Darth Cruel]

Chuck E. Cheese brings back fond memories for me. When I was stationed in Hawaii, we took a buddy there for his birthday (as a joke). We got the whole kiddie party thing for him (except that we had beer instead of soda) and we made him get a picture with Check E. Cheese on his lap, We were all having a great laugh at his expense until we found out that the person in the C. E. C. suit was a very cute girl and she liked the guy we were throwing the party for because he had such a great sense of humor over the whole thing.

Oh, and Happy late Birthday Eli and Devil.