Jurassic World (SPOILERS!)

[RIDDICK]

*the joke wasn't obvious enough, it seems*

 

[crows]

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last one

 

[YankeesFanboy]

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I don't know 'bout you, but I'm getting a little...horny?

 

[a-dev]

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No....frills....on you! Ey? EY?

 

[greygoose]

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This thread took a massive dive...

 

[YankeesFanboy]

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I vehemently disagree, goose. I think it took a massive, cough, rise, especially after all of the dino porn.

Take a trip back in time, if you will, 70 million years, to what is now present-day Colorado. The persistent wails, the urgent grunts, the deep bellows, the thunderclap slap of leathery skin against leathery skin....

(Immediately runs to the bathroom to drain the lizard)

 

[crows]

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This thread took a massive dive...

boredom ans lack of new information always ends in this

 

[Henry Morgan*]

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So what did I miss?

*looks at the last few pages*

WHAT THE...

This thread took a massive dive...

yup ...

 

[YankeesFanboy]

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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, my name is Thaddeus Wadsworth Raptor III, professor of applied mathematics at Cambridge. I happened upon this board while preparing for a presentation at an upcoming conference.

I must say that the proceedings of the previous few pages, while entertaining to those with low IQs and middling stations in life, have been rather juvenile and, dare I say, downright offensive. I have taken it upon myself to report this thread to the appropriate parties.

Good day.

 

[Rambler]

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Dino porn?

 

[a-dev]

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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, my name is Thaddeus Wadsworth Raptor III, professor of applied mathematics at Cambridge. I happened upon this board while preparing for a presentation at an upcoming conference.

I must say that the proceedings of the previous few pages, while entertaining to those with low IQs and middling stations in life, have been rather juvenile and, dare I say, downright offensive. I have taken it upon myself to report this thread to the appropriate parties.

Good day.

Ah Professor Thaddeus, are you perhaps familiar with this fellow?

 

[ironwez20]

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The Colonization of Mars can't come soon enough.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

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Ah Professor Thaddeus, are you perhaps familiar with this fellow?

Funny you should ask! Yes, we used to play cribbage together as undergrads. He's an engaging chap, but, truth be told, he has a rather meager intellect. Besides, he shot that fellow in the face. Right in the face!

My kind abhors such behavior...humans would be wise to emulate us! Unlike you, we've left our violent pasts in the past. Of course, we're not above slashing a human child across the belly, spilling his innards, if warranted....

 

[greygoose]

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Dino porn?

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Don't act like you didn't like it...

 

[YankeesFanboy]

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Don't act like you didn't like it...

We like it, we love it, we want some more of it!

 

[greygoose]

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We like it, we love it, we want some more of it!

 

[YankeesFanboy]

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[greygoose]

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to YankeesFanboy again.

 

[Sachiel]

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LEGO!



OK, carry on.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

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LEGO!

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OK, carry on.

Everything Is AWESOME!!! Especially Anna Faris. What a woman, aye yai yai!