"Hello collectors...I want to play a game. Sat before you are yesterday's social media pages. As English is not our primary language, you will have to decipher our true intentions in order to obtain a mask for your baby doll. Better hurry, as there are only 200 (or less) produced. How much blood will you be willing to let in order to obtain your precious item? Have your credit card at the ready. If you don't act quickly, and place your order within 60 seconds, the device strapped to your pee pee will explode, rendering you as unlikely to win the affections of another as poor Erik. Let the games begin..."