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Yes the Missed Sideshow Exclusive Cyndrom (MSSEC) you start to see it more regulary with the exclusive pre-orders.

:naughty
 
We bring you live to Germany where we now bring you a Sideshow Collectibles collector waiting to purchase the much-awaited 1/6 scale Darth Vader Exclusive...

Hans? Hans? Do you hear us?

Yes, James. I hear you well. We have a microphone with the collector now...shall we listen in?

Yes, please, Hans...

Ok, Freidrich, cue to collector....now.

"Obaaaaaa! aba haba! ickshilaben schveden aaaaaaaacht. schtacheschlacheschtrudel.... [pause/breathe] [bangs table] schtatenlacht schwedenoofooshnachtschweeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeen [breathe] [gasp] [breathe] shohibenshimack dot! achshadaaaaa ..... acht..... fah-shen-lashen-veeden [unknown] [insert shriek here] whoooOOOOOOOOOOOO (like when Artoo-Detoo gets shot at and sent flying across the room) [boy starts humping his computer table] yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho hooooo, yaga sauce, yaga sauce, schweden! doobee schlack *^@%@%!^#*# schweden it's late....i can't believe it late, it is late, [followed by similar sounds to 1980's big hair band guitar solo] [heavy panting] here it goes [maniacal laughter] i'll get you, han, something something i am on the mark whoo! whoo! shystah shystah dooo you wanna shoobashoshagen WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [bangs keyboard like guitar from 1980s big hair band] whooo haaaaaa, whooo haaaaaaaa whooo haaaaaaaaa {i got you all in check) [taps mouse repeatedly] no whammies no whammies no whammies and STOPHOLSTEN and and and, escapen sa key-en...eschacapen [whimper whimper] oh shi* oh shi* ish welcome muhahahahahahaha ACH! nagish first what is my password? what is my password? WAAAAAAH, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH it's not aragorn's sword? what is my password? german by represent! what is the password, it's not gimli'shelmet WAAAAAAH what is mitt passwordendizzle fo shizzle WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Back to you, James!

Thank you, Hans.
 
tomandshell said:
About halfway into it, he starts cracking up and laughing about something. I'd like to know what's so funny...

At first he rants about how his map wont load, when he starts laughing he shouts 'I KILLED YOUUUUUU' and soon after he goes berserk so I guess he gets fragged at that point. Playing Quake can be really really bad for you.
 
If that were my kid I would have the white coats come get him. Or ducktape his mouth myself lol:D
 
He is obviously playing a game....or trying to....and it's not working out for him....I saw a video of a kid playing HALO and something similar resulted....Broken XBOX anc controller.....oh, and also a broekn bedroom door. :D
 
And I thought I was unstable. Although I've been known to smash something here or there, I've never done that or gone that far though. LOL Plus I'm more calm in my old age. :mummy :D
 
I wonder if that kid's computer was even on. I don't know, but as someone who uses a computer a lot I know that I don't want to be randomly hitting (or smashing in this case) buttons because that'll probably just make it worse. I wonder how you act so stupid in front of a camera.
 
Wor-Gar said:
Clearly this is a preview of the preordering experience for Sideshow's 12" Vader.

That's awesome. I love things that are awesome.
 
Oh my goodness that is hilarious! Even though it's most likely all acting, it's still pretty funny. Thanks for posting it :wacky
 
Wetanut said:
Um...this is a put-on right? A joke? :horror

It's gotta be either that or Chris trying to cope with crashes on the SS site as it gets hammered. :naughty

Like the all-knowing eye - I can see and read all. Beware ...Beware.

:devil
 
SideshowDusty said:
Oh my goodness that is hilarious! Even though it's most likely all acting, it's still pretty funny. Thanks for posting it :wacky
Yeah that's what I think. It's all a BS. I've seen people even more pissed off and they're not likely to laugh in the middle of it unless they're psychotic.
 
During the Boba Fett priority preorder we may see some of us in this predicament.

Mock now and remember this moment later after you miss out. "Oh my God, I'm the fat german kid...you have dragged me to a new low Sideshow!" :banana
 
darthviper107 said:
I wonder if that kid's computer was even on. I don't know, but as someone who uses a computer a lot I know that I don't want to be randomly hitting (or smashing in this case) buttons because that'll probably just make it worse. I wonder how you act so stupid in front of a camera.
I definately don't think that was acting and his computer WAS on (you can see the light on his face and everything). I think some else taped him with a hidden camera which I;m sure he didn't know was there.
 
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