kid named Adolf Hilter has hard time getting personalized birthday cake

[Bamboota]

Thank the gods that I named my kid Osama bin Laden.

 

[The Ween]

I'm more irked by the fact that they won't put profanity on a cake. That's just foolish if you're gonna turn away business because you won't write a word on a cake.

Wal-Mart won't do it, but I will!

 

[The Ween]

well you just have to find the right cake company. dont some companies make vaginna and dik cakes. and yes l had to spell those wrong on purpose.

I do!!!!

 

[The Ween]

Damm I knew I should have became a Lawyer. I would specialize in suing parents after the kids become 18 for mental stress caused by their name as kids.

I could have lived off just these

https://www.cracked.com/article_15765_the-20-most-bizarre-celebrity-baby-names_p2.html

My nephew is named #10!

 

[kenobiobi]

When I worked at Wal-Mart, the bakery people always closed earlier in the day so while we worked in the deli we still had to help people with bakery stuff--I had several times where people wanted cuss words written on their cake, and I was perfectly OK with obliging them.

Yeah, i figured it was a community thing.

 

[Cryoguns]

Damm I knew I should have became a Lawyer. I would specialize in suing parents after the kids become 18 for mental stress caused by their name as kids.

I could have lived off just these

https://www.cracked.com/article_15765_the-20-most-bizarre-celebrity-baby-names_p2.html

I chuckled at #2...but mostly because I do know a guy named Tom Morrow.

 

[The Craw]

i want as cake shaped like a va-gina so i can sink my.....

Spoiler

fork

into it.

 

[devilof76]

Yer shnozz is massive.

 

[Devil_666]

Thank the gods that I named my kid Osama bin Laden.

Yeah but you didn't have much choice. It was fate.

 

[jonny88]

my thread here now really has me craving some cake. but l do not have any money to buy a cake so l guess l am screwed.

 

[LoneWolf]

I would accept that name rather than this:

https://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2009/11/09/innocent-passenger-gets-arrested-at-airport-for-his-name.html

 

[jonny88]

I would accept that name rather than this:

https://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2009/11/09/innocent-passenger-gets-arrested-at-airport-for-his-name.html

haha. "your telling me your name is batman superman". "yes". "arrest this man".

 

[ProgMatinee]

i remember this thread from last year.

 

[-Super Hans-]

I cant help but think the child was named adolf so that the parents could get some attention. Stupid rednecks prolly just wanted to get on the picture box.

 

[LaMelnik]

I would accept that name rather than this:

https://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2009/11/09/innocent-passenger-gets-arrested-at-airport-for-his-name.html

 

[ProgMatinee]

One thing I hate is how people think Walmart or other corporations have anything to do with freedom of speech or expression and think that refusing to offer a complementary business service is the same as flogging the child or throwing the parents in jail.

The sense of entitlement for outlandish or crude or lazy or sophmoric or brash or just plain stupid people to be treated equally as decent, down to earth, hardworking, dilegent, honest and responsible people is why its so easy to just skate by today acting like an _______ with no penalty. If I owned my own business I would kick people like this out all the time and tell them to take their ____ elsewhere.

 

[Biojex]

The parents: "it hurts"

 

[Darth Snoopy]

I would accept that name rather than this:

https://www.dailycognition.com/inde...er-gets-arrested-at-airport-for-his-name.html

Nice find!

 

[Cloud]

I dunno, I'd take Batman Superman over Adolph Hitler any day of the week.

I bet Ween's right that they're skinheads and only want attention. I feel bad for that kid, he's going to grow up in a hateful environment and be mocked for his name until he either grows some kind of mental complex and believes himself to be the reincarnation of Adolph Hitler or comes to his senses and legally changes his name to John Smith, at which point cutting him off completely from his entire redneck skinhead family.

Oh, and also he needs a haircut.

 

[The Ween]

Yer shnozz is massive.

I know when I've been insulted!