Kung Fury II: The Movie (Michael Fassbender film)

[Victοr]

And a better wife. He seems to like settling for utter trash.

The man has honestly hit rock bottom. Snowman was panned, his capeflicks are not doing good, and he's settling for Vikander.

Alicia Vikander? Trash? Not sure if serious.

Yeah, she sure is ****ing hot and beautiful...

 

[Chakor]

Like refrigerators with big heads, do ya?

So Alicia is related to Grace?

 

[Snake Plissken]

So Alicia is related to Grace?

They all stem from Doubtfire.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

I’ll pass

 

[Victοr]

https://www.indiewire.com/2018/02/michael-fassbender-abuse-allegations-sunawin-leasi-andrews-1201927946/

N-NO! Fassy is pure! He doesn't deserve all this... Why didn't you protect his smile?



Does Hollywood have something against actors with big dicks? Is it all a dicklet conspiracy?

 

[Snake Plissken]

Daily Beast? Eh I wouldn't put much stock in it.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

https://www.indiewire.com/2018/02/michael-fassbender-abuse-allegations-sunawin-leasi-andrews-1201927946/

N-NO! Fassy is pure! He doesn't deserve all this... Why didn't you protect his smile?

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Does Hollywood have something against actors with big dicks? Is it all a dicklet conspiracy?

He abused her with his giant ****

 

[crows]

https://www.indiewire.com/2018/02/michael-fassbender-abuse-allegations-sunawin-leasi-andrews-1201927946/

N-NO! Fassy is pure! He doesn't deserve all this... Why didn't you protect his smile?

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Does Hollywood have something against actors with big dicks? Is it all a dicklet conspiracy?

Why do you think Noomi Rapace said no to Alien Covenant.... the entire sequel was about her and they had to rewrite cuz she said no.
and why did she said no? because he would harass her constantly and he was very rude. he was very sexist.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Why do you think Noomi Rapace said no to Alien Covenant.... the entire sequel was about her and they had to rewrite cuz she said no.
and why did she said no? because he would harass her constantly and he was very rude. he was very sexist.

Did he hit her over the head with his giant ****?

 

[crows]

Did he hit her over the head with his giant ****?

the aftermath of being with him:

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Arnold joins the cast.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/h...ng-fury-feature-film-1085102?facebook_2018215

 

[Snake Plissken]

Of course he does. He's another one taking every **** project thrown to him.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Of course he does. He's another one taking every **** project thrown to him.

Well, yeah, but it makes sense for him to be in a film that spoofs 80's pop culture. They should get Stallone too, and have both Sly and Arnie as the Contra team/squad

 

[Wor-Gar]

Arnold joins the cast. Desperately.

FTFY

 

[Chakor]

Arnold joins the cast.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/h...ng-fury-feature-film-1085102?facebook_2018215

The world must end now.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

The world must end now.

I hope it ends, and that you and Grace are the only two people left with the task of repopulating the earth.

 

[Victοr]

I hope it ends, and that you and Grace are the only two people left with the task of repopulating the earth.

I can imagine Chakor's response...

Spoiler

 

[Chakor]

I hope it ends, and that you and Grace are the only two people left with the task of repopulating the earth.

Spoiler

I can imagine Chakor's response...

Spoiler

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Also acceptable.