March of the Blondes

[devilof76]

Yes. The horses are dead because their food has been fed to the mouths connected to the ***** which are employed in free porn videos. Latvia was part of the former Soviet Union. That makes them Russian. They thought they could get rich selling free porn, but to grow the pornstars, they had to use horse food. Pornstars don't grow on trees, you know.

However, no one told them that you can't get rich selling free stuff. Now they have to use their pornstars in parades instead of horses. Why cancel the parade just because they're broke, right?

 

[King Darkness]

Wait...I think we're talking about to very different *****.

Unless of course you are referring to bestiality.


Parades are fun.

 

[devilof76]

Wait...I think we're talking about to very different *****.

Unless of course you are referring to bestiality.

We are. They only have free donkey porn in Brazil.

Brazil has a good economy. No one is forced to choose between feeding pornstars and the other beasts of burden.

Parades are fun.

Have you ever seen a parade where they use blondes instead of horses?

 

[King Darkness]

You haz world economik smartz.

No I dont think I have, most parades around here are full of horses and dark haired Native Americans.

 

[devilof76]

I'm going to use my smartz to get all the economies to go bad so everyone can have pornstars on all fours in their parades.

Then the horses can retire and move to Brazil.

 

[King Darkness]

That is a brilliant merging of ideas from this thread. So much so, it made my puny human brain hurt from all the smartz you unleashed upon me!

 

[devilof76]

Are you making fun of me?

 

[King Darkness]

It wasnt my intention. Why, did it sound like I was?

 

[devilof76]

No. I just usually don't get complimented for being smart.

 

[King Darkness]

Yeah, I can see how that would happen, or not happen, as it were. Your exceeding amount of smartz probably intimidates those of lesser intelligence, so the dullards that frequent your company are not likely to lavish you with compliments.

 

[devilof76]

Then you couldn't possibly have a puny human brain, otherwise you would have fallen into the intimidated dullard trap.

 

[King Darkness]

I think the interwebz acts as a buffer, thus making me immune to your aura of intellectual intimidation.

 

[devilof76]

Huh. If that's true I must be really scary in person.

But if it's not true, it explains why Skiman is so afraid of me.

It also explains why you get my jokes.

 

[King Darkness]

I think the first two can be attributed to you inability, or general refusal, to wear pants.

And who said I get your jokes?

 

[devilof76]

Damn it. If you don't get my jokes, that means no one does.

And when 900 hundred years old you reach, wear pants either, you will not.

 

[King Darkness]

Would it make you feel better if I told I got your jokes?

Batty is only like 45 and stopped wearing pants years ago.

 

[devilof76]

I only started wearing them at 832. They were fun for a while, but when I realized it was only worth wearing them so I could take them off, I got over it.

And no, it wouldn't make me feel better. I like my jokes. If it makes you feel better, you can like them too.

 

[fosing]

are those really blondes? does the carpet really match the drapes?

Latvia....hmmmm.

 

[The Ween]

You can make this ____ up, but apparently you don't have to.

https://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110528/od_afp/lifestylelatviasocialeconomywomenoffbeat_20110528185913

Best way for them to meet rich, older husbands. It's like a candy store for men who couldn't get laid other wise.

 

[Batty]

Would it make you feel better if I told I got your jokes?

Batty is only like 45 and stopped wearing pants years ago.

Pants are overrated.