Marvel Studios/Sony - SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING

[jye4ever]

Taboo 70/80 porn good memories

Stark wears heels lol

 

[Neal136]

^^

That's the best shot in the trailer. Takes me back to 70s/80s taboo porn with your standard Hot aunt.





Tony is like a little rat when I think about it. Is he even as tall as this kid Spider-Man?

According to their bios on IMDB, he's 1/2" taller (5'8 1/2" to 5' 8"). For whatever that's worth.

 

[a-dev]

I know I'm not supposed to be excited about this because Feige/Disney/PC/Safe and other bad words but **** it I am.

 

[jye4ever]

I know I'm not supposed to be excited about this because Feige/Disney/PC/Safe and other bad words but **** it I am.

Welcome to the Snikt/pturtle ignore list.

 

[DiFabio]

I know I'm not supposed to be excited about this because Feige/Disney/PC/Safe and other bad words but **** it I am.

You excited for the Hot Toys dolls too bro? I am. We better get a new Iron Man suit out of this.

 

[chewblacca]

Image the interaction:
"Gee aunt May, my shirt is kind of chaffing me. Mind if I take them off?"
"Sure Peter."
"Now my pants are chaffing me."
Points for the person who remembers where this came from!

 

[Victοr]

That was actually better than I expected. Huh. I am actually excited about this. Oh, and kudos for them finally doing the Ultimate Iron Man suit.

 

[Khev]

You excited for the Hot Toys dolls too bro? I am. We better get a new Iron Man suit out of this.

I'm hoping for an original Whedon Cap suit 2.0.

 

[Khev]

I really hope they're clever enough to work in a Birdman joke. Like having Keaton walk into Parker's bedroom and say "It smells like balls in here."

 

[jye4ever]

I'm hoping for an original Whedon Cap suit 2.0.

These were my options with my NECA Avengers Cap:

1. Set it on fire
2. Put it in a woodchipper
3. Shoot it with my shotgun
4. Blow it up
5. Sell it on Ebay to a poor sap who will make the same mistake I made buying it in the first place

 

[a-dev]

Welcome to the Snikt/pturtle ignore list.

I wanted Spiderman in the MCU and here he is. The only thing I might have liked better than what they're doing is if they'd got Tobey back and counted his films into the canon. Only thing is he'd have to pre-date Hulk and Iron Man right? Also some people hated his organic web-shooters..and his cry face..and Kirsten Dunst. But it'd solve the problem people have of him always being high-school age.

 

[KryptoSlush]

Iron Man 4: Guest Starring Kid Spider-Man

 

[DiFabio]

I wanted Spiderman in the MCU and here he is. The only thing I might have liked better than what they're doing is if they'd got Tobey back and counted his films into the canon. Only thing is he'd have to pre-date Hulk and Iron Man right? Also some people hated his organic web-shooters..and his cry face..and Kirsten Dunst. But it'd solve the problem people have of him always being high-school age.

This is what I would have done.

Besides, in the comics Spider-Man debuted before Iron Man in the 60s anyway. Spider-Man 3 was in 2007, Iron Man 1 and Incredible Hulk were in 2008. Coulda worked.

 

[a-dev]

You excited for the Hot Toys dolls too bro? I am. We better get a new Iron Man suit out of this.

''Excited'' and ''Hot Toys'' no longer go together like they used to.

 

[Khev]

I also agree that in a perfect world Tobey Parker would have been MCU canon but I must say that right now this feels like the next best thing.

 

[jye4ever]

I guess since your Superman Returns/MOS amalgamation didn't work you decided to try it with Spiderman.

 

[Khev]

These were my options with my NECA Avengers Cap:

1. Set it on fire
2. Put it in a woodchipper
3. Shoot it with my shotgun
4. Blow it up
5. Sell it on Ebay to a poor sap who will make the same mistake I made buying it in the first place

Yeah after the kool-aid wore off I was lucky enough to sell my stupid Avengers 1 Cap for a small profit back in the day.

 

[chewblacca]

You think Hot Toys won't milk another $300 Iron Man out of this?

 

[a-dev]

This is what I would have done.

Besides, in the comics Spider-Man debuted before Iron Man in the 60s anyway. Spider-Man 3 was in 2007, Iron Man 1 and Incredible Hulk were in 2008. Coulda worked.

I also agree that in a perfect world Tobey Parker would have been MCU canon but I must say that right now this feels like the next best thing.

Imagine if Spidey's intro to the MCU had been with this music (at the 16second mark) before you even see Tobey

 

[evenflow]

Yep and I'm not even mad. Looks amazing. I liked everything I saw.

Exactly how I felt about it. So happy Spidey is back in MCU proper.