Marvel Studios' The Eternals (November 6th, 2020)

[Dave_W]

-_-

I guess the Avengers are the real villains then especially Tony for preventing Thanos from stopping the Celestials emergence.

This movie just became dumb AF.

More like delayed it. Half of earths population would be the same as it was in the late 1960's. A 50 year set back in relation to waiting millennia is nothing.

EDIT: You know what, your point still stands. IW Thanos wasn't much of a threat. The biggest upset would be EG Thanos 'shredding the universe down to its last atom' and rebuilding. Now surely THAT would interfere with Arishem's plans.

 

[Bleah]

 

[matticus]

 

[jye4ever]

And God said let there be light.

Except when she smothers you with those .

 

[greygoose]

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[Victοr]

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Mmmmhhhhhhhh, milk...

 

[matticus]

Mmmmhhhhhhhh, milk...

By the gallon with those jugs lol

 

[chrisstbh]

Deviants

 

[Otomofan]

Robert Rodriguez is rightfully taking quite a lot of flak in the Boba Fett thread, but lest we forget, he's the one responsible for bringing Salma Hayek to the attention of the world, so he's not all bad.

Oh man oh man....Desperado.....her appearing dancing on that TV screen in Four Rooms....her scene in From Dusk Til Dawn. All Hall of Fame moments in the annals of boner history.

 

[matticus]

Robert Rodriguez is rightfully taking quite a lot of flak in the Boba Fett thread, but lest we forget, he's the one responsible for bringing Salma Hayek to the attention of the world, so he's not all bad.

Oh man oh man....Desperado.....her appearing dancing on that TV screen in Four Rooms....her scene in From Dusk Til Dawn. All Hall of Fame moments in the annals of boner history.

Her jugs could have saved this movie. Missed opportunity Disney.

 

[jye4ever]

Unlike the whiny Scarjo, Jessica Biels and Alyssa Milano who are now ashamed of having used their sexuality in hollywood to earn millions Salma said this is my body it’s awesome and i’m going to proudly show it off!

You go girl you should be proud of that gorgeous face and those award winning suffocating milk factories lol

 

[matticus]

Unlike the whiny Scarjo, Jessica Biels and Alyssa Milano who are now ashamed of having used their sexuality in hollywood to earn millions Salma said this is my body it’s awesome and i’m going to proudly show it off!

You go girl you should be proud of that gorgeous face and those award winning suffocating milk factories lol

Time to move on to the Dr. Strange MoM thread!

 

[jye4ever]

Time to move on to the Dr. Strange MoM thread!

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[Victοr]

Time to move on to the Dr. Strange MoM thread!

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And now she's more covered up than ever!

The MCU hates sexiness and tits. They even got rid of the pits and wild hair! CURSE THEM!

 

[matticus]

And now she's more covered up than ever!

The MCU hates sexiness and tits. They even got rid of the pits and wild hair! CURSE THEM!

Maybe Disney can miscast Dr. Doom for you:

 

[Victοr]

Maybe Disney can miscast Dr. Doom for you:

Considering I've seen Gus Fring and Denzel (plus NuMorpheus) thrown as names for the BALKAN dictator, a white woman wouldn't be the worst that I have to fear. I'd even take Dev Patel. I liked the guy, he sold me on the Green Knight, and Doom is technically supposed to be a gyppo so I can't complain for accuracy.

I've said it before, but if I see Gus Fring as a Balkan Dictator I'm legitimately selling/burning everything bar some special pieces.

If I were to genderbend Doom into a woman, I'd go for a crazy MILF type. Robin Wright, Rebecca Ferguson, Monicca Bellucci, Catherine Zeta Jones, that type. Jolie could've done it easily, but she was wasted as Thena.

Valeria would then be R63'd into a guy, and I volunteer to play him. Or maybe Kristoff. I'd be a good god/stepson...

With how awful MCU Kang is, I find myself wishing they had gone with Susan Kang:

The Kang/Maker arc was legitimately great.

 

[a-dev]

Time to move on to the Dr. Strange MoM thread!

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I suspect the shot on the left has been altered....however I welcome any counterproof.

 

[greygoose]

Time to move on to the Dr. Strange MoM thread!

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[e30ernest]

Chloe Zao pretty much confirmed that Thanos ideology was not “balance” related but a mission related to the celestials emergence with over population as the catalyst based off his interactions with his brother Eros which she said was the Ajak of Titan.

Now one could try and tie together balance with emergence to make this retcon work but not me screw that noise lol

I think she stole that idea from this:



Depending on when she said that, the Film Theory episode about that was from 2 months ago.

 

[Otomofan]

Close your eyes.....give me your hand, darling.

Do you feel my heart beating? Do you understand?

Do you feel the same?? Or am I only dreaming?



If I can make one person get that stuck in their head and belt that out for no reason at work or the dinner table...then my work here is done.