I was underewhelmed as a child with the official 1989 Micheal Keaton Batman figure by Toy Biz. It just didn't "play" well. The soft, crappy soap like plastic really hurt. The one head was kinda Keaton-esgue, but the "big head" version sucked. Still, a lot of the costume details were there and it was better than nothing. I hated that they got the movie symbol wrong and the oversized spear gun blew.
And a year later, Kenner threw their hat in with slightly tweaked Super Powers sculpts from 1984. Close but no cigar. Better head scupts but lacking in costume detail. Too many leftover Super Powers elements and not enough movie details. I wanted an accurate movie figure, damn it. And I wouldn't get one until 2012 from Hot Toys. But that's a high end "doll" not a toy.
So I hoped this was finally it. Poseable, durable, accurate movie sculpting. A "toy", not a collectible.....BUT, in a word...."no." What an atrocious abomination. The 25 year old Kenner head sculpts blow these outta the water even with no paint apps for eyes.
Wonder if we can glue the vintage heads on to the new bodies.
Better yet, Mattel could get their collective heads out of their asses and give us the ultimate 6 inch version we've all wanted since the summer of 1989.
Til then....guess we can only dream of what could have been.
I'm still a damn sucker. Gonna get Batman at least. I owe that to my inner 11 year old. He's nowhere near perfect but there's still a nostaliga factor.
The unmasked one needs to be killed with fire.
25 years. Twenty-five YEARS since Kenner put out the Dark Knight Collection. Just think of all the truly wonderful and innovative advances we've seen in toy making technology in that quarter of a century. I have toys on my shelf I never even dreamed could EXIST!!! So what in the name of all that's holy is Mattel's excuse for THIS???
This is just shameful. Seriously....I know they're just toys, but when your BUSINESS and your livelihood is TOYS like the designers and executives at Mattel, they should hang their heads in shame. This is an INSULT.
Shame on everyone involved with this half-assed effort. Half a ss is too much credit. This is just beyond lazy. NO pride in workmanship. A low day indeed for our little hobby.