ME ME ME!

[The Buffinator]

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Is that beer or all the hot wax they'll need at the spa for you?

I went with an uncaptioned version for obvious reasons lol...

 

[jye4ever]

Right nos i’m drunk in other words just another day for a-dev lol

 

[Wor-Gar]

oh.... drunk posting. me-me-me...

 

[The Buffinator]

Right nos i’m drunk in other words just another day for a-dev lol

oh.... drunk posting. me-me-me...

And I thought sober Jye was entertaining. This has enormous potential.

Skol!

 

[jye4ever]

I am 20 years married and a drunk hot blonde chick hit on me at the bar I didn’t know what to do tonight I was confused.lol

My friends were like bro wtf lol

Spoiler

I went home alone is what I did lol

 

[The Buffinator]

I am 20 years married and a drunk hot blonde chick hit on me at the bar I didn’t know what to do tonight I was confused.lol

My friends were like bro wtf lol

Spoiler

I went home alone is what I did lol

A wise decision, as she was likely a "drunk hot" blonde (i.e., as seen through beer goggles) as opposed to a drunk "hot blonde". I hope you thanked your friends.

 

[jye4ever]

A wise decision, as she was likely a "drunk hot" blonde (i.e., as seen through beer goggles) as opposed to a drunk "hot blonde". I hope you thanked your friends.

Once my intoxicated state wore off I realized that she was hitting on me for financial reasons only, the female bartender even warned me.

I have to say It was really weird seeing a hot girl super intoxicated sitting at a bar alone though.

She said it would remain a mystery why.

She was white and began flirting with a black guy who was with his black girlfriend I thought she was going to get her ass kicked by his girl who looked much stronger than her.

She actually physically pushed her chair over to the guy and leaned on him and his girl was right next to him!

The look on his girlfriend’s face was freaking priceless lol

Then she came back to me with more flirting taking off her coat and showing off her body which was pretty damn fine and then started flirting with my group asking for free drinks.

I felt guilty but not going to lie also exhilarated that I was being flirted with even if just for money it certainly made for an interesting evening to say the least.

Bartender asked our group if we were ok with her and we said yes no reason for management to protect us from her.

She did start cursing out loud more and more though.

I left and figured the highest bidder took her home but someone in my group texted me saying that she got kicked out by the manager for causing even more of a ruckus lol

That will be a missing person on the news one day.

 

[The Buffinator]

Once my intoxicated state wore off I realized that she was hitting on me for financial reasons only the female bartender even warned me.

Weird seeing a hot girl super intoxicated sitting at a bar alone.

She said it would remain a mystery why.

She was white and began flirting with a black guy who was with his black girlfriend I thought she was going to get her ass kicked by his girl who looked much stronger than her.

She actually physically pushed her chair over to the guy and leaned on him and his girl was right next to him!

The look on his girlfriend’s face was freaking priceless lol

Then she came back to me with more flirting taking off her coat and showing off her body which was pretty damn fine and then started flirting with my group asking for free drinks.

I felt guilty but not going to lie also exhilarated that I was being flirted with even if just for money it certainly made for an interesting evening to say the least.

Bartender asked our group if we were ok with her and we said yes no reason for management to protect us from her.

She did start cursing out loud more and more though.

I left and figured the highest bidder took her home but someone in my group texted me saying that she got kicked out by the manager for causing even more of a ruckus lol

That will be a missing person on the news one day.

I don’t know, it doesn’t sound like anyone would actually miss her enough to report it lol.

 

[jye4ever]

I don’t know, it doesn’t sound like anyone would actually miss her enough to report it lol.

I got home and my wife said…”Oh god you smell like you been talking with a bar bimbo” lol

I quickly took a shower lol

 

[The Buffinator]

I got home and my wife said…”Oh god you smell like you been talking with a bar bimbo” lol

I quickly took a shower lol

They ALWAYS know lol...

 

[Wor-Gar]

 

[Neal136]

I felt guilty but not going to lie also exhilarated that I was being flirted with even if just for money it certainly made for an interesting evening to say the least.

There are strip clubs for that.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

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I see the video footage of Jye at the bar has leaked.

 

[Chainedstream]

Stocks… Anyone know if it’s against the rules to talk about Mr Market?

 

[MeatHookGekko]

I am 20 years married and a drunk hot blonde chick hit on me at the bar I didn’t know what to do tonight I was confused.lol

My friends were like bro wtf lol

Spoiler

I went home alone is what I did lol

I have a perfect solution for this.

Make a clone. That's 1 percent of your wife ( her left ear) and 99 percent Jessica Alba in her prime early 20s.

Sleep with the clone. If your wife says you cheated, then point out it's not cheating. It's a clone. It's still "her"

Be defiant despite any allegations made against you. Shout, "I nibbled on the ear, and it tasted the same. Like mesquite!"



P.S. Does anyone here want crepes?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Some things never get old...

 

[jye4ever]

My dad on one of his Indy Bond world travels…