Megan Fox ^^^^^slap...

[wofford29]

This is beyond awesome. An open letter response from Bay's crew about Fox after she recently trashed him in promotion of her new film. I can't wait to hear what the no talent skank has in response to this.

This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often ^^^^ty job of pulling Ms. Sourpants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) -- easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips' daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice."

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can’t believe Michael is ^^^^ing forcing us to go to the ^^^^ing pyramids!" I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly ^^^^^. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.

But ‘fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

 

[The Ween]

Hee hee!

 

[karamazov80]

I don't care about Megan Fox. I don't think she can act, and know there are 1,000s of other hot chicks who could easily replace her in the TF roles with nothing but a few geeks with irrational love for her getting upset about it. But to play devil's advocate, 3 people whose livelihoods are, in part, tied to Bay's probably aren't the most objective sources of this type of information.

Though I don't know much about Bay's directing habits or Fox's quote in regard to such, there is probably a bit of truth to what both parties have said.

 

[King Darkness]

Too many words.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I don't see much to Megan Fox (nor Bay for that matter).

I see Megan going the way of Rose McGowen, just like so many others before her.

 

[karamazov80]

Unfortunately, for women, acting careers disappear with their looks, and with the fickle movie-going public, this usually happens around the age 30 or so. There are a few exceptions, but very few.

I figure same thing's gonna happen with Scarlett Johannsson soon enough.

 

[The Mike]

I think its funny that the crew says "We can't say who we are because..." but then goes through and says what their jobs consisted of and details parts and portions that would give them away to everyone involved including Fox. Who is to say that Fox won't publically announce them?

Either way, I could give a ^^^^ about Megan's on-set antics. She is eye candy, a good time girl who is fun to watch and nothing more. There are dozens upon dozens of actors who come off as sweet and innocent on-screen or like amazingly nice and humble only to see insider reports that they are ^^^^^es and douchebags. The reality of the situation is that Megan Fox whether she cares or not is directly tied to Transformers and she knows it. Unless her other movies take off to the same kind of proportions, she won't go anywhere. Bay needs her because the boys drool over her and as long as she provides another lynchpin to his franchise he won't toss with her. Its useless to speak out and useless go back and forth on this.

Its not even fun to read anymore....and why Paramount isn't ^^^^^ slapping both sides to get them just to stop I'll never know.

 

[Wanderer]

Million dollar body. Ten cent brain

 

[lforigno]

she is still hot

 

[Darklord Dave]

I think its funny that the crew says "We can't say who we are because..." but then goes through and says what their jobs consisted of and details parts and portions that would give them away to everyone involved including Fox. Who is to say that Fox won't publically announce them?

.

But there are at least 10 people in each of those positions, so it would be difficult to pinpoint them - if they exist and the whole thing isn't a PR stunt orchestrated by Bay himself to try and put her in her place.

Either way it won't matter in the long run, we'll see next week if she can carry a film without giant robots in it, and I suspect she can't. I think comparing her to Rose McGowan is unfair to McGowan though. Perhaps Anna Nicole Smith would be a better pairing?

 

[Kuzeh]

Does anybody here really care about this Jerry Springeresque drama?...

 

[Darth Madden]

she is still hot

I have seen the Jennifers Body previews and while she has a killer body her face is YUCK.

 

[karamazov80]

Does anybody here really care about this Jerry Springeresque drama?...

I'm sure that someone does.

 

[My Lord]

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

Didn't Shia almost lose any eye, due to being a millimeter off his mark in a mega explosion stunt?

 

[JGouse0498]

I have seen the Jennifers Body previews and while she has a killer body her face is YUCK.

I think she f'd up whatever body she has with all those trashy tattoos, and she just has this greasy, oil slick look to her that just looks horrid.

And Revenge of the Fallen proved she can't act worth a damn.

 

[occulum]

... an attractive, thankless, conceited, talentless good fer nuthin actress / actor / director in Hollywood? ... who'duh thunk it .....

 

[BadMoon]

Does anybody here really care about this Jerry Springeresque drama?...

It's more entertaining than the Jackson drama.

 

[Kuzeh]

It's more entertaining than the Jackson drama.

Really?...
Aren't you the new Drama Queen?...

 

[plasmid303]

Surprised no one posted Michael Bay's response to all this riff-raff. It's surprisingly boring and mature:

I don't condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don't condone Megan's outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.

From his website.

From what I've read, Fox has called Bay a "tyrant on set" in previous interviews, but it wasn't a big deal. Eh, I don't understand the working relationship between the two, maybe it's playful and jokey.

Who cares, as long as there's a Transformers 3. I guess.

 

[Agent0028]

He can't be that bad if she's going to do another one. And I've never found her all that attractive. She just comes off as too skanky for my tastes. And skanky is not a word I use often.