Bad gameplay, the gameplay is worse than Obama's healthcare plan. 21st century and this game has crappy graphics that I could have easily did at your mom's house! Bill clinton getting a BJ at the white house is more entertaining than this crud. You won't get a sexual thrill while playing this game, so why buy it? This is the worst game konami has to offer since the call of duty franchise. I could spend hours talking to my horse and riding it like I would with your mom and still be unsatisfied with this cigar smoking dude. And he don't even know how to smoke a cigar properly, he need to take it to the head.
If this snake guy were real than how come I never heard of him during the cuban missle crisis. You may as well travel to cambodia and get some pizza! And lick the cheese! Bombs and missles going back and forth, where's command when ya need him? I played for several hours when I was little with your mom and it was much more fun than this was. Mrs Pac man would be disapointed. Snake is your typical japanese guy on a mission to find his japanese mother and kiss the colonel's foot afterwards. Spending his long years on acid really paid of cus that is all ya need in order to stop a missle.
President Oscar mayer hires snake after he's finished saving his mom so he can drink a cup melted butter with bowl of popcorn. Not that obama did any better, story makes your head feel like you are on acid while taking fore loco. Army tanks are obsolete during this time, so why bother trying.
Ever played candy crush? It's much more interesting than all of the MGS games combined, non of yall would beat me cus I am the highest score on there! Rocky balboa would've been proud of me. Let Michael Bay make a crappy adaptation out of this, cus that's what it deserves, the game play is bad, the story is bad, the graphics are bad, the voice acting is bad, its all bad.
Oh and btw, it's free slurpee day at 7/11, I need to go over there and wash this off. Now stop liking this game before I come to your house and spank yo mamma!
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