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I recently picked up Jaws 3 and 4.....for the second time and then i remembered why i sold them in the first place, they are god awful!!!
Jaws 4 not too bad, but Jaws 3, i know it was intended as a 3-D movie, but god the effects are so lame, especially the plastic baby shark, haha. And since when do sharks swim backwards? I have to say it was an ok idea for a story but the cast and effects just killed it!!!!
I love jaws as much as the next guy, but Jaws 1 and 2 is it for me. Chief Brody rocks and so does Quint. I would definately get figures of those 2.
How about a Chief Brody PF lying on the orca sail with shotgun, i reckon that would be awesome. :D
 
I recently picked up Jaws 3 and 4.....for the second time and then i remembered why i sold them in the first place, they are god awful!!!
Jaws 4 not too bad, but Jaws 3, i know it was intended as a 3-D movie, but god the effects are so lame, especially the plastic baby shark, haha. And since when do sharks swim backwards? I have to say it was an ok idea for a story but the cast and effects just killed it!!!!
I love jaws as much as the next guy, but Jaws 1 and 2 is it for me. Chief Brody rocks and so does Quint. I would definately get figures of those 2.
How about a Chief Brody PF lying on the orca sail with shotgun, i reckon that would be awesome. :D

I agree...you HEAR THE PEOPLE SIDESHOW! :chew
 
I own the maquette and it's one of my favorite pieces. A dio would be sweet. This movie is one of the few I could watch over and over again. Some of the shots are so perfectly captured it still blows my mind. Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
 
I recently picked up Jaws 3 and 4.....for the second time and then i remembered why i sold them in the first place, they are god awful!!!
Jaws 4 not too bad, but Jaws 3, i know it was intended as a 3-D movie, but god the effects are so lame, especially the plastic baby shark, haha. And since when do sharks swim backwards? I have to say it was an ok idea for a story but the cast and effects just killed it!!!!
I love jaws as much as the next guy, but Jaws 1 and 2 is it for me. Chief Brody rocks and so does Quint. I would definately get figures of those 2.
How about a Chief Brody PF lying on the orca sail with shotgun, i reckon that would be awesome. :D

I dunno jaws 4 was soo bad i actually think it was worse then jaws 3. At least 3 wasn't trying to take itself seriously with the whole 3d underground fantasy sea park thing. But 4? i mean it does try and be serious. Here are some hilarious things that happened in 4 that defy all logic

(1) A shark or group of sharks have emotions and seek revenge on people who hurt their siblings or relations including following them and apparently reaching destinations they flee to (How did they know where they are going? )before the plane does also. Farcical logic there to say the least.

(2) Sharks can't roar. Pretty much sure they can't roar like lions....yup, no disputes there i would think

(3) Sharks cannot explode apon impacting an object. Pretty much again im sure no shark has ever expoded like as if packed with tnt from coming into contact with a ships hull.

(4) Great whites don't visit the carribean. Not their natural habitat.


(5) flashing a torch light at a shark will not stop them attacking you and make them spasm. I could be wrong. Anyone want to volanteer and try this theory out?

(6) Mario van peebles can't do jamacian accents...period. By the way whatever happened to that guy?

(7) Its not a good idea to put the crappy special effects shark in clear water where people can see all its glory which is basicially plastiky crapiness and cardboard cutout features.


Pretty much this movies does everything spielberg was not trying to do in the original. Thats why it just sucks so bad. I can just see the director who funnily never got much work again after this saying ' hey i know the boat hits him then we make him explode!! yeah cool! they'll love that"

This is why jaws was so good speilberg knew the shark was a load of crap thus kept it out of the film as long as he could making the frights from camera tricks, lighting, atmosphere, mood.


Sorry bout that but jaws the revenge is probably the worst horror film ever seen. On the other hand if you do enjoy comedy i highly recommend that you pick up jaws the revenge, grab a bag of popcorn, invite the friends round and prepare to spend the next hour and 15 minutes laughing your ***** off at one of the funniest films of the eighties.
 
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Yep, the only good thing about JAWS 3 and 4 was the movie poster art; real paintings done with real paints and brushes, no fancy-schmancy digital stuff.

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No more JAWS PLEASE Kidding I just Flexpay that beast...:chew Can't believe still up for sale.I guess good for me.:rolleyes:
 
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