devilof76
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No ****s, no boots.
My Junior High art teacher wanted for alleged inappropriate touching of male student
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King Darkness
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You'll regret this mistake, friendo.
FLOSI
Nerf Herder
It's sad that a kid was molested, ____ face. It's also sad that my brother, our friends and myself were all around this guy during our junior high years, meaning any of us could have had our little boners grabbed by Mr Mexico.
devilof76
Super Freak
You'll regret this mistake, friendo.
If you want to wear the sexy boots and fight on the front lines with the girls, far be it for me to stop you. But, if you want a position in the high command, giving succor to the soldiers when they return panting, sweaty, and filthy from battle, then you have to wear bunny slippers, the official footwear of the Elite Zionist Monkey God Generals of Mars (EZMGGOM, for short).
I wish I could offer you more, but it's the law as passed down for millenia from the Reptilian Overlord forefathers. We scheme global domination, evade taxes, and inspire morale by satiating the hunger of their voracious loins. They spill the blood of the faithless and set new standards of intergalactic hotness in red latex boots. So it has always been, and so it will ever be.
It's scary when something like this happens so close to home.
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