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Hey there hombres. I know ya'll are a bit older then me and ____, but I gotta say dude, Ron...I think you and I would make a great team. Together we would CRUSH the competitions with our badassness skills, and have sex with every beautiful pear of breasts known to man.
I think you and I would make excellent partners in crime.
Just to let you know, i'm headin up to Myrtle Beach pretty soon, gonna get my ____in MAJOR LEAGUE on and that ____. Yeah I know, la-de-da, I am going to be the best baseball player in the league. That's not ____in surprise.
But if you did become my sidekick, i'd grant you into the world of Kenny Powers. A world, not for the weak and the _____ whiners. Only for champions. Champions of the mind. Of the soul. And of the testicles.
If you do not accept my humble proposal, then I will have to consider you as a _____. Not worthy of Kenny Powers's precious time.
Think about it amigo. Use knowlages and your mind powers.
Powers- ____in out.
I think you and I would make excellent partners in crime.
Just to let you know, i'm headin up to Myrtle Beach pretty soon, gonna get my ____in MAJOR LEAGUE on and that ____. Yeah I know, la-de-da, I am going to be the best baseball player in the league. That's not ____in surprise.
But if you did become my sidekick, i'd grant you into the world of Kenny Powers. A world, not for the weak and the _____ whiners. Only for champions. Champions of the mind. Of the soul. And of the testicles.
If you do not accept my humble proposal, then I will have to consider you as a _____. Not worthy of Kenny Powers's precious time.
Think about it amigo. Use knowlages and your mind powers.
Powers- ____in out.
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Kenny Powers hates ____ing birds. They ____ on everything, and ruin my sex times.
Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
PANDA WATCH. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, PANDA JERK!
Great story. Compelling, and rich.
PANDA WATCH. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, PANDA JERK!
Great story. Compelling, and rich.
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I once had sex with a girl who dressed up like a Panda. Like it was ******* Halloween.
Great story. Compelling, and rich.
I loved that line in the film. The choice of words and Ferrell's delivery was curiously hilarious.
Its going to be my new 'Cool story bro'.
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STEVEY WHAT THE ____ ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU ____TING IN THIS THREAD? What the ____!
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^ Mother ____er, my ____ is like...14 times bigger then that ____. I've been told by women in Mexico, that I was the biggest white stick they ever saw. And you can quote me on that ____.
"Don't act like you're not impressed"
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