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Marketing: Please Give us Something. Anything we can sell$$$!
Team Gillroy: Ok, here you go...
Marketing: Is that just an ugly box? It's like they are purposely being anti-merch-gimmick, are they even trying to sell toys?
-No,
Does it at least surprisingly , unfold and transform into some fantastic fighting robot for some killer action sequence.
-No, it's literally just a box.
But there is like arms, tools, thrusters, and all kinds of unique gadgets and weapons that cleverly spring out on all sides right?
-No.
It has some creative new gyroscopic innovative propulsion, or unique hovering drive system, that we can transfer onto a toy right?
-No it's 4 basic wheels , less tech than a roomba, and if you flip it on it's side it's as helpless as a turtle.
Ok, but at least he has a great catchy name, compelling fun personality, and epic intro?.
-No, he literally gets peed on, his first scene, and is mostly depressed.
Ok they just F'ing with us.