I am the Architect. I created the Matrix. I have been waiting for you. You have many questions and though the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand,
some you will not. Concordantly, though your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize, it is also the most irrelevant.
U MUST FAIL!!!! Save your life or save your life, which is it, oh did I confuse you, ergo erracticly using a IMac is subconsciously failing without even knowing the altering of the neurons to the electrons hence, collecting ____ as Biffytonism, or shall I say in easier terms to understand............ "crap"
Your life is the sum of the remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control, which has led you, inexorably, here. Write... dat..... down..... _____! Oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!