Once the money is raised, how do I order the statue?

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Throw the money out to sea. The gods will receive your tribute, and deliver the statue in your greatest hour of need. . .be patient. It could take decades.
 
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i have a statue for free if you want it

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Good question. I'm guessing...by scribbling a note saying 'I would like to order the statue. The one I like. Not the other one. That's s##t', slipping it into a blank unaddressed envelope, before handing it to a random passer by on the street and then running away?
 
It involves a bible, 3 pounds of lime jello, a shaved tranquilized yak, and a cassette tape of 1986's Pet Shop Boys - Please. Once you have these items, message me for the next step.
 
Once the money is raised, how do I order the statue?

"How did you go about raising the money?" - FBI

You'll need a lot of cranes to lift it up off Liberty Island, assuming that you can even do that without anyone noticing. And then you've got the storage problem! There's a reason the Yanks leave it outside.

I wouldn't bother if I were you.

"Where do you plan to keep it" - CIA
 
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