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El Cazador de Hombres
I only have Mtn. Dew after a hangover.
People still drink MTN Dew?
I love that you used the new spelling.
I give up cigs every Lent. Sometimes I've quit for over a year...sometimes only several months. But this time it's for good! I'm moving into my new home in a couple weeks and I'm seeing this as a fresh start. Plus with a mortgage I won't be able to afford cigs anymore.
One of the funniest conversations I ever had, I was in NYNY in Vegas and was buying a Dew from a cute chick and she was like "you know what I heard about Dew" and I'm like, "what" and she didn't want to tell me, so I'm like "come on, I can handle it"...so she says, "I heard it makes it hard to get it up" so I'm like, "not that it matters, I'm married."
Wife was standing next to me and was not pleased.
I thought no meat on Fridays was a rule during lent. That was how my Mom acted. She would always say it was ok if I ate meat, but you knew she didn't really mean it. Hell, my Grandma won't even eat meat on regular Fridays and I am pretty sure old people are exempt from all lent rules.
I have never been to confession. Never. I used to go to the reconciliation masses where they absolved everybody at once.
When my cousin went to confession for the first time, his sister made him a list so he wouldn't forget anythingI've been to confession a few times, the worst was going through Confirmation when you had to confess face to face and not behind the Vestibule....man they had us so freaked out we had to confess everything before going through it so it was quite humorous hearing the different boys confess as I believe one of my friends termed it "using myself in unholy ways".
I don't know if you are aware but Gaterade, Ice Tea, and beer are just as bad. They are just under different guises. Pseudo Healthy I suppose but Gaterade and Ice Tea are both loaded with sugar- almost to the point that you might as well drink a soda. Stick to water and cut beer to a minimum and then you will be on a better track.
I can't do Lent. I'm not wired that way. I tried giving up trival things like ice cream and then the next thing you know I'm passing Baskin Robbins acting like a Sailor on shore leave in the Red Light District.
I figure if I get to the afterlife after leading a good life free of malice and St. Peter tells me because I had a Whopper on February 27th 2009 I can't get in the reality is I probably wouldn't have survived in there anyway.
I'm not a Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
I seem to have given up sex.
One of the funniest conversations I ever had, I was in NYNY in Vegas and was buying a Dew from a cute chick and she was like "you know what I heard about Dew" and I'm like, "what" and she didn't want to tell me, so I'm like "come on, I can handle it"...so she says, "I heard it makes it hard to get it up" so I'm like, "not that it matters, I'm married."
Wife was standing next to me and was not pleased.