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I find it amusing every year when people make a big deal about "Hollywood running out of ideas" because of this or that being remade. 100+ films are released and what 2-3 are remakes? Yeah clearly there will be no original films in 2015 because Poltergeist gets a reboot after 33 years.
I said they were ****ed.

Kinda different, but sorta the same. :lol
 
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Enlighten me.

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*sorry, it was a perfect oportunity to finally use this gag*
 
Enlighten me.
:lol

See my above edit firstly. Secondly, I know you're more than up to speed buddy - it wasn't a jab, just a quick reply.

On point - box office takings, sure, but.. is that really enough reason? It's like the recent Robocop remake; it's it's own story in a way, but ok then.. call it something else. This seems like a remix; you know, a lazy *** way to keep the schlock shelf stocked. :lol
 
It's like the recent Robocop remake. Call it something else.
:exactly:

If it wasn't a "RoboCop" I'd most likely love it. So it's not about making a good "N-cult-classic-franchise-title" movie. Either appreciate the source and do it justice or do something different.
 
:lol

See my above edit firstly. Secondly, I know you're more than up to speed buddy - it wasn't a jab, just a quick reply.

On point - box office takings, sure, but.. is that really enough reason? It's like the recent Robocop remake; it's it's own story in a way, but ok then.. call it something else. This seems like a remix; you know, a lazy *** way to keep the schlock shelf stocked. :lol

When you said Hollywood (or Hollypoop or Holly buttcheeks or whatever you called it) it sounded like you were complaining that the entire industry or at the very least the entire industry based out of California just can't make a good or original movie because of remakes like Poltergeist. Remakes are often lazy, and usually suck, but they are SO easily ignored. 2014 had an incredible amount of good or great films. It's a good time to be a film lover man, cheer up! :duff
 
True. :)

It really is a shame though, that certain attempts at the classics haven't reached the heights of examples like The Thing or The Fly.

These are the times we live in. :monkey4
 
It really is a shame though, that certain attempts at the classics haven't reached the heights of examples like The Thing or The Fly.

Yes, but I do think that a problem with the current "remake" mentality is that studios aren't getting that great films from the 80's and 90's really do still hold up today. Making King Kong, The Fly, and The Thing from Another World new contemporary films in the 70's and 80's were HUGE upgrades from their 1930 or 1950 something counterparts. But RoboCop? That movie is just as perfect today as it was in 1987. Total Recall still holds up. So do Red Dawn and Poltergeist. And 2002's Spider-Man. :lol So I don't think quality directors really want to touch those films. But some gun for hire hack? Why not. Which brings us to the era of "crappy ass remakes."

It's stupid, I agree, but to me it just emphasizes how good the originals were in the first place.
 
It's interesting that you mention King Kong, because while I like the 2005 Peter Jackson film, I can't say the same for the 70s remake with Jeff Bridges & Jessica Lang. The original 1933 film was a breakthrough for the period (stop motion interacting with live cast etc), & still excellent in it's own right. I think it's far better than the 70s one, with the guy in the monkey suit walking through miniature sets. :lol

I own all three films btw, but I'm not interested in any of the sequels.
 
The new clown doll has a pretty underwhelming appearance and isn't near as twisted looking as the original. The only clip that looks decent is the girl walking inside the pitch-black closet looking back at her bedroom, which appears to be super far away, and the closet doors slam shut & multiple sets of flickering eyes open… I see no sign of an excavated swimming pool, esophagus closet or '65' football jersey wearing mama rolling around on a ceiling and running down an expanding hallway… It's definitely a reboot with the same concept but I'm vibin' the story will be slightly altered. The medium character from the 1982 classic, Tangina, has been replaced by a man. We know this because his, "It knows what scares you", dialogue is included in the trailer. The house appears to implode (or explode), based on another quick shot in the trailer. It's definitely a darker looking picture, following the horror film styles currently trending (Annabelle acts Insidious when there's Paranormal Activity in the Oculus?), so no distinctive design here. The original Poltergeist had an uber-unique look and feel which has yet to be replicated. It was a mixed bag of frights, incorporating scenes that downright terrified (clown / invisible entities), grossed-out (steak / face tear-off) and left you awestruck (Victorian staircase ghost / doorway beast / Jerry Goldsmith score.) The reboot seems to follow the overused cliche where people move into house, because it's big and cheap, and things start going awry, a la Amityville. The original was smart as it discarded the old "Oh for pete's sake. Our new home is haunted!" storyline, by establishing that the Freeling's had inhabited the home for years before things start getting all bumpy in the night!

Thinkin' this will be an average film. Not terrible but nothing unique…

P.S. What's really missing in the Poltergeist remake? Jobeth Williams!
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Well said. It's a sad trend. Rebooting/remaking isn't as exciting as something new. The same has happened in the videogame industry, but I'll save that discussion for the appropriate forum.
 
It's interesting that you mention King Kong, because while I like the 2005 Peter Jackson film, I can't say the same for the 70s remake with Jeff Bridges & Jessica Lang.

I'm not saying that the 1976 Kong was great by any means (though I've always had a soft spot for it due to nostalgia and it's tone) but I can at least understand why they would have thought it was a good idea to remake.
 
I love the 70s, they were a magnificent period in cinema.

In theory 76 Kong could've been wonderful, but while it did have some good points, the end result was a bit rinkydink. :lol
 
Very much agreed. The 70's and early to mid 80's were a spectacular time in film history! All of my favourites are pieces from this period in time. I feel fortunate to be a product of 1975, as I got to thoroughly enjoy the visual effects revolution that began with Star Wars in 1977, and continued through the 80's…

This being said, some of my all time favourite films are indeed remakes (Invasion Of The Body Snatchers '78 / The Thing '82 / The Fly '86) so I'm not opposed to it. I think the problem now is the severe lack of creativity, imagination or innovation being injected into the current remakes, which essentially starts with the writing. I also have to comment on the serious decline in demand for good acting in these films. It doesn't seem as important as it once was…

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Very much agreed. The 70's and early to mid 80's were a spectacular time in film history! All of my favourites are pieces from this period in time. I feel fortunate to be a product of 1975, as I got to thoroughly enjoy the visual effects revolution that began with Star Wars in 1977, and continued through the 80's…

This being said, some of my all time favourite films are indeed remakes (Invasion Of The Body Snatchers '78 / The Thing '82 / The Fly '86) so I'm not opposed to it. I think the problem now is the severe lack of creativity, imagination or innovation being injected into the current remakes, which essentially starts with the writing. I also have to comment on the serious decline in demand for good acting in these films. It doesn't seem as important as it once was…
Agreed. :duff
 
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