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[King Darkness]

Maybe we're all dead.

 

[devilof76]

If we're not yet, we will be tomorrow.

Then you'll live in Maine too. Everyone will live in Maine.

 

[King Darkness]

Ominous

 

[devilof76]

Sheet of the Red Death. I think Sideshow made a figure of him once.

 

[EVILFACE]

 

[devilof76]

If that doesn't kill tomorrow, nothing will.

 

[King Darkness]

It killed my boner.

 

[devilof76]

It killed my flying monkeys.

 

[King Darkness]

Is Maine like Oz?

 

[devilof76]

As a matter of fact, it is.

 

[King Darkness]

Yellow brick roads? Munchkins?

 

[EVILFACE]

Bunch of damn brainless scarecrows.

 

[devilof76]

Pumpkinheads and witches. Creepy ass forests. Apple trees with bad attitudes.

And potatoes. But mostly, it's just really green. Which only fits with the Emerald City, and most of Maine is rural. Actually, all of Maine is rural, it's just that some places have more doctors and lawyers living in an ironically quaint manner, pretending to be metropolitan where everything is working class, except for them.

I guess it's not like Oz at all.

 

[King Darkness]

Sounds awful!

Should give it to Canada.

 

[devilof76]

Canada doesn't want us. This is where they ship their untouchables.

 

[EVILFACE]

Give it to Mexico.

 

[King Darkness]

Sink it

 

[devilof76]

Lewiston alone would poison all the oceans.

 

[King Darkness]

I know a brawny guy from Lewiston. I hope he can swim.

 

[devilof76]

Or climb. I'm sure he deserves his own private mountaintop island.