Live Exorcism to be held at house from cult 70s horror movie 'The Exorcist' - Mirror Online
"Oh my God, what was that? Did you hear it?"
"No, what was....OH MY GOD! I just heard it. What was that?"
"It..it's...coming from over there; that deliberately poorly lit area where you can't see ****."
"
It sounds almost like...like...the second a.d. loudly rustling a crisp packet just off camera whilst making pathetic moaning and groaning noises that wouldn't fool a gormless, mash potato brained, moron."
"Aaaargh. Oh my God!!! I can feel something warm and clammy working it's way down my thigh."
"You mean...?"
"Yes. I just p****d myself. Not out of fear.....just because I find it absolutely hilarious that they actually let us broadcast this crap".