Rambo Vs The Original Predator

[karamazov80]

But Predator could wipe the floor with Keaton Batman!

 

[Balsquat]

But Predator could wipe the floor with Keaton Batman!

kiss myasphalt

 

[SilentSurfer]

No disrespect to Keaton Batman, but even the Jack's Joker got in some pretty good licks on him, and he was a panzy.

 

[Balsquat]

No disrespect to Keaton Batman, but even the Jack's Joker got in some pretty good licks on him, and he was a panzy.

No Love for Keaton these days eh?

 

[The Tuggernaut]

You are now dead to me.

Don't get me wrong, Stallone is still awesome. I love all the Rocky + Rambo films, plus some of his others. I just like Arnie better. Much, much better.

Peace?

 

[TerminatorMan]

Marv would easily defeat all of them.

 

[8th wonder]

No contest whatsoever. Rambo was much more bad-ass than Dutch. Given the transitive property, Rambo should have a pretty easy time of it.

''Rambo is a ^^^^^''

(Raymond Tango)

 

[Spartan Rex]

Rambo is a glorified Billie...and we all know what happened to Billie.

 

[Zabrak Nut]

Rambo is a glorified Billie...and we all know what happened to Billie.

Well put. Let's face it, any time you kill a Predator, luck is involved. Arnie got him in just the right position just in the nick of time. P2 fell for Glover's "Awe, man I am SO tired right now, this fightings got me all pooped out -" BAM! Smart Disk or Giant Log to the chests. (For the record, P2 had some poor judgement to begin with...)

 

[Morbach]

Rambo would tear pred up

 

[Rock83]

Predator would be terrified when Rambo grabs his throat and screams "who are YOU?!" like in Boat scene where he killed the Pirates.

I can´t say the same thing about Ahnie with his "Who ayyoo?"

 

[8th wonder]

Seriously though, on strength Rambo would be crushed by the predator, Dutch is way bigger and stronger than Rambo and was thrown around by the predator.

Corncerning survival skills; Dutch and Rambo are equal.

Rambo wouldn't have a chance, Dutch only beat the predator with luck.

Rambo would lose his skull, plain and simple.

Spoiler

plus, Rambo sucks!

 

[Voorhees27]

Isn't this a Rambo (With weapons) vs Predator scenario?

 

[Morbach]

Isn't this a Rambo (With weapons) vs Predator scenario?

I think so

 

[8th wonder]

Isn't this a Rambo (With weapons) vs Predator scenario?

Wouldn't make a difference, Rambo would be dead meat.

 

[Voorhees27]

Wouldn't make a difference, Rambo would be dead meat.

Nah. The marines in Predator were just little nancies thats all. Rambo is a one man wrecking crew.

On a serious note Rambo would have been ripped into probably 18-19 pieces. Dutch lasted long because the Predator was freaked out by his English.

"C'MAAAAAAAAAAAAN DOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEET, EEEYMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEYA"

 

[SilentSurfer]

Dutch's crew were stand up, gung ho brawlers. Rambo was a stealthy killing machine that survived all kinds of torture and hardship in war. Rambo was way more of a hardcore survivor (as depicted in First Blood) than Dutch. Dutch was a pretty boy by comparison.

Dutch just goes super macho and invites the Predator to a fight, but Rambo would actually stalk the Predator, hijack his ship, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick straight up the Predator's candy @$$. I wait, no, that's the Rock.

 

[Ironman1188]

I love both characters of Dutch and Rambo. Unfortunately, the predator would kill them both as they stood there, each trying to understand what the other was saying.

 

[SilentSurfer]

the predator would kill them both as they stood there, each trying to understand what the other was saying.

"Yo, Adrian, get to da choppa!"

 

[Toast]

Def Predator, Rambo's a beast but I don't see him beating a Bigger, Stronger Alien that has invisibility, heat vision, and a lock on shoulder cannon. Unless Rambo can somehow tell that tell a big ass alien is about to shoot him, matrix a blast from the shoulder cannon then some how see the invisible Pred and shoot an arrow faster then the pred's cannon Rambo is done!