Roadkill

[CelticPredator]

I used to steal wine from convenience stores because I was too young to buy it, and I didn't think it was right to ask someone over 21 to risk buying it for me.

I ask 60 year olds to help me download porn.

They always mess it up.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

I see it multiple times a day

 

[Dr. Odd]

I almost hit a dog the other day in the parking lot, had to slam on my breaks, and then there is his owner, completely oblivious to the fact I almost smashed his dogs face

 

[Lejuan]

I used to steal wine from convenience stores because I was too young to buy it, and I didn't think it was right to ask someone over 21 to risk buying it for me.

Stealing wine

 

[Intruder04]

I ask 60 year olds to help me download porn.

They always mess it up.

I see it multiple times a day

What? Porn or 60 yr olds? 60 yr old porn?...

...or porn with 60 yr olds?

 

[Intruder04]

Damn! Doing 100 and squirrel decides to cross the road. Went over it but miraculously it managed to escape from the space between the two tires. Sorry fosing

 

[crows]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJR5J_Ajyhk[/ame]

 

[shocktrooper_au]

I've only ever hit a bird , I slowed it hit below eye level on the hood so I kept going, as I hit 60 it slid up the hood wings spread upside down up to the windshield, I got out to help it, it got up flew away hit a fence, again I went over again to help it, again it panicked flew off and hit a garage. I gave up trying to help it

 

[fosing]

I've only ever hit a bird , I slowed it hit below eye level on the hood so I kept going, as I hit 60 it slid up the hood wings spread upside down up to the windshield, I got out to help it, it got up flew away hit a fence, again I went over again to help it, again it panicked flew off and hit a garage. I gave up trying to help it

you're forgetting the important bit of ROADKILL.

yeah. the kill part. lolz

 

[Intruder04]

you're forgetting the important bit of ROADKILL.

yeah. the kill part. lolz

Have you kept track of your score?

 

[wyattroa]

squirrels like to zig and zag when running into the road. About 3 weeks ago i kept going when this squirrel ran out and it never zigged or zagged, just ran right at my tire...I guess it wanted to off itself.

 

[fosing]

Have you kept track of your score?

hell effin yeah.

i get some roadkill even when i walk to work.

true story.

 

[Intruder04]

squirrels like to zig and zag when running into the road. About 3 weeks ago i kept going when this squirrel ran out and it never zigged or zagged, just ran right at my tire...I guess it wanted to off itself.

Squirrels are fine somewhat but when it comes to crossing roads, cats is stupid. They just dart right out on it. Dogs or cattle at least have a sense of oncoming vehicles but cats is stupid.

hell effin yeah.

i get some roadkill even when i walk to work.

true story.