Segway company owner dies in apparent Segway accident

[Darthrazz]

https://www.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/09/27/uk.segway.death/index.html?hpt=T2

 

[Deckard]

Thats epic.

I instantly think of Gob from Arrested Development when I hear Segway.

 

[The Mike]

According to reports he went off a cliff?

The irony isn't lost on me being killed by the thing you created...

 

[duck of death]

He didn't create it. He only bought the company in January.

 

[Deckard]

According to reports he went off a cliff?

The irony isn't lost on me being killed by the thing you created...

Was it a cliff? I read it was a bridge or something.

 

[CelticPredator]

Ok. I'll say it.



HAW HAW HAHAHAAH AHHHHHHAHAHA BWHAAHAHAH OH DEAR GODAHAHAHHAHH!!! AHHh....Ahh...hah...ohhh man. *wipes tears from the eyes*

 

[The Mike]

He didn't create it. He only bought the company in January.

Oh pardon me. The irony isn't lost on me being killed by the thing you bought in order to make you more money and therefore improve your way of life....doesn't have the same zing does it?

I'm calling it now. The creator of the Slap Chop will be found cut up in hundreds of tiny pieces perfect for toppings.

Wait....I mean The guy who bought or will buy the company that makes the Slap Chop will be found cut up in hundreds of tiny pieces perfect for toppings.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Ahahahahhaahhaa...................... Fail

 

[quadcent]

Oh pardon me. The irony isn't lost on me being killed by the thing you bought in order to make you more money and therefore improve your way of life....doesn't have the same zing does it?

I'm calling it now. The creator of the Slap Chop will be found cut up in hundreds of tiny pieces perfect for toppings.

Wait....I mean The guy who bought or will buy the company that makes the Slap Chop will be found cut up in hundreds of tiny pieces perfect for toppings.

who the hall is that in your sig Mike???
almost looks like Reese Witherspoon

 

[jinxx]

who the hall is that in your sig Mike???
almost looks like Reese Witherspoon

Katy Perry. Wohoo! Look at Elmo bounce!

 

[devilof76]

I don't think I've ever seen a career so concisely packaged. The whole thing, contained in two D cups. Amazing.

Ok. I'll say it.



HAW HAW HAHAHAAH AHHHHHHAHAHA BWHAAHAHAH OH DEAR GODAHAHAHHAHH!!! AHHh....Ahh...hah...ohhh man. *wipes tears from the eyes*

Can we laugh when you die?

 

[Mesa]

I heard this this morning and my immediate thoughts were, "oh my sweet Lord Jesus, the poor feller.". Nah, seriously, I just thought what a *******(no disrespect to family/friends). How the he'll do you ride a Segway off the cliff? Unless this guy chose suicide by segway, which seems improbable.

 

[devilof76]

The article did say "Segway-like" vehicle. Maybe it was a dangerous new prototype and he was its first victim.

 

[Devil_666]

 

[fosing]

the segway will make its way in the X-Games, wont be long now.

he's just waaay ahead of the curve...attempting daredevil stunts like that.

 

[quadcent]

is that what she wore on sesame street????
that's to funny man.

 

[Darth Cruel]

is that what she wore on sesame street????
that's to funny man.

No...that is what she wore on SNL to get back at Sesame Street for cutting her part because she was wearing an outfit that pissed off parents.

 

[daikkenaurora]

I come in the thread to comment and all i can think about now is:

 

[wHySoSeRiOuS203]

who the hall is that in your sig Mike???
almost looks like Reese Witherspoon

what are you doin lookin at her face!? Im just kiddin!

 

[Voorhees27]

Holy ____ I love tits.