Man plotted to kill and eat children

[devilof76]

surfin? surfin? Wow, it's been 17 minutes. You must be working on that spelling and grammar. That is very pleasing to know.

Being exceptional is hard.

boys have a ***** and girls have a ******

You can put a ***** in a ******, but you can't put a ****** in a *****.

 

[Frank]

surfin? surfin? Wow, it's been 17 minutes. You must be working on that spelling and grammar. That is very pleasing to know.

Armin called him back to bed.

 

[Frank]

Being exceptional is hard.



You can put a ***** in a ******, but you can't put a ****** in a *****.

This belongs on Wheel of Fortune.

 

[Lejuan]

Armin called him back to bed.

Off to explore the netherlands eh surfin?

 

[devilof76]

Unfortunately the laziness I inherited in my French genes has somewhat negated the academic potential afforded by my Chinese ones

That's tragic. If your parents had listened to surfin and inbred instead of outbred, it would never have happened. We need to get back to primitive value systems, or we'll never be smarter than the cro-mags.

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

 

[devilof76]

It's true. I would have a massive Scottish wiener if not for my Irish genes. Instead, I have a massive Irish wiener.

 

[Frank]

Let's not group the Irish in with this idiot. He has his own set of issues.

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

just an example of irony

 

[devilof76]

And it is wicked irony. Like spinach.

 

[Lejuan]

It's true. I would have a massive Scottish wiener if not for my Irish genes. Instead, I have a massive Irish wiener.

I got the French brain and the Chinese weiner

 

[King Darkness]

Instead, I have a massive Irish wiener.

Massive Irish wiener = below every other average wiener.


Poor devilof76. Probably explains his abrasive nature

 

[Lejuan]

At least I'm bigger than the Irish

 

[Frank]

You guys watch too much WWE.

 

[King Darkness]

At least I'm bigger than the Irish

That's not saying much.

You guys watch too much WWE.

Is that devilof76?

 

[batfan08]

Oh, Sideshow Freaks, how I love thee. It's probably the only place I know of where such a terrible story could devolve into absolute hilarity.

 

[devilof76]

Is that devilof76?

No, that's the world's tallest Mexican. I'm sure he's hung like an ox.

 

[King Darkness]

That fool is much to white to be Mexican. Unless of course he is related to Canelo Alvarez, that dude looks 100% Irish

Me and my wife always joke about Canelo's Mom having " some splaining to do"....

 

[devilof76]

1) Mexicans are short.

2) Mexicans wear funny hats.

3) Mexicans like wrestling.

Conclusion: all midget wrestlers are Mexican.

 

[King Darkness]

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!