Shocking News Headline!!!

[tomandshell]

I had no idea!!!

 

[King Darkness]

Wow..most unfriendly, most ungenerous, and most boring ....That is something to proud of....but you do have to give it to them, they are the best at what they do!!

 

[Darklord Dave]

This reads just like an article at The Onion! I think an Onion article has been picked up before by regular news services...

 

[carbo-fation]

Tell me something I didn't already know.

 

[MisterToyNYC]

Italy was voted the world's most cultured nation with the best cuisine, while the United States was named the most unstylish with the worst food

United States unstylish & worst food?! They obviously have not been to NYC

Eric

 

[thamesvalidude]

I am sat at my desk in my office at home, with torrential rain lashing my window, for the sixth consecutive day.......yet we have a hosepipe ban because of the worst "drought" on record.
We are surrounded by water, yet won't build a de salination plant.
we have one of the biggest man made lakes in the world in Northumberland, but can't get it together to build a pipeline to bring water south.
Before this country criticizes anybody, they should take a good look at themselves.
As for customer service.........every organisation in the UK should be given a tour of the Sideshow offices and listen to Jennifer and Co. doing it properly.

And my Mom rang last night to say she was sitting out in my brothers yard with one of my Aunts, just up from San Clemente, sipping cool wine in the blazing sunshine. GIVE ME NO STYLE AND AN IN N'OUT BURGER ANY TIME!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

 

[Shai]

Well I'm french Canadian... I may be rude,unfriendly and even boring...but, I definitely dont stank !!!!!

 

[KrisSolo]

'we have one of the biggest man made lakes in the world in Northumberland, but can't get it together to build a pipeline to bring water south.'

Sod that! You southern jessies can drink bottled mineral water till hell freezes over before you get your moisterised hands on OUR fresh, clean NORHTERN springs!!

As for the French, I think it's mainly Parisians that get everyone's backs up. I've visited many major cities in the world, but Parisian men take the biscuit when it comes to rudeness. And yes, they stank... and pissed in the subway stations... and fought in the streets...

I've only been to NY and LA, but I loved them both on all accounts and found them both friendly, stylish and great foodwise. Loved 'em both! I know why NY cops need guns though - the ones I saw made Lost's Hurley look like Vim Diesel. No way those guys were stopping criminals anyway but with a bullet...

 

[thamesvalidude]

Sod that! You southern jessies can drink bottled mineral water till hell freezes over before you get your moisterised hands on OUR fresh, clean NORHTERN springs!!

QUOTE]

That would be NORTHERN dear boy. My goodness what is education coming too out in the provinces. Anyway my wife's Northumbrian so you're the Southern Jessie as far as she is concerned. And if you are cheeky again, young man, (as you are a Derby man, that one is in the voice of Cloughie) I will send wor lass round to giv you a right canny ploating, man.
Why aye...Midlanders!

 

[KrisSolo]

 

[TOE]

what do you guys expect from people that eat frod legs and snails???
Well, my French teacher was kinda rude so....

 

[Migwit]

Hey, I LIKE frogs legs and snails. Not together, of course, but I think they're good! And no, I'm not from France. But I am from Paris, Texas, so maybe that has something to do with it!

(BTW, frogs legs taste like chicken. I'm not kidding. )

 

[TOE]

(BTW, frogs legs taste like chicken. I'm not kidding. )

I will most definitely have to try it out. :chew

 

[pordey2]

I have worked in a hotel, French tourists are not the best memory...

 

[Migwit]

Batter 'em up like chicken, fry 'em up like chicken, eat 'em with your fingers like chicken, they're almost "chicken-in-a-green-suit"! (This is in reply to student toes5's post about the frog legs, not pordey2's post about French tourists...)

 

[pordey2]

Batter 'em up like chicken, fry 'em up like chicken, eat 'em with your fingers like chicken, they're almost "chicken-in-a-green-suit"! (This is in reply to student toes5's post about the frog legs, not pordey2's post about French tourists...)

You're sure?

 

[TOE]

Batter 'em up like chicken, fry 'em up like chicken, eat 'em with your fingers like chicken, they're almost "chicken-in-a-green-suit"! (This is in reply to student toes5's post about the frog legs, not pordey2's post about French tourists...)

so i can just dip a whole chicken in a green food coloring and say its a frog

 

[Migwit]

OK, pordey2, you caught me! I like my French folk battered and fried! Just kidding, I have nothing against the French personally, as far as I know they're lovely people (and that concludes my politically correct correction of my previously politically incorrect statement about Fried French Folk).

student_toe5, yes, that's exactly right. <pats on head> Much the same as if you were to glue chicken feathers on a frog, you'd then have yourself a tiny little chicken. That croaked. And ate flies.

Now drag that vat of green food coloring out here and let's go chase us down some chickens!

 

[tomandshell]

I had no idead that this is where this thread would end up...

 

[Migwit]

See how not having one idea leads to not having another idea?

Or something like that.